Eve

Where there's a hole, there's a way. [HIATUS]

Reviews by Eve

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  4 years ago
  Emperors

  4923 University Blvd W Jacksonville, FL 32207
  One Word: Ass

  I’ve had some satisfactory visits to Emperors since the clubs initially opened this past June, which oddly enough wasn’t the case pre-COVID. So when I get invited to an impromptu dinner with a friend,...
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  Eve
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  The Landing Strip Lounge

  36431 Goddard Rd Romulus, MI 48174
  Three's A Crowd . . . Or Is It?

  <a href="https://i.imgur.com/WStFXfE.png">[ **𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫. ]</a> On Thursday sometime around 6:30 PM after getting a bit of tourism done and exploring the city, Upright decided to help...
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  wiffle shwaffle
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  4 years ago
  Flight Club

  29709 Michigan Ave Inkster, MI 48141
  The Good, The Great, The Bad, And The Great Again.

  [ **𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫. ] My first club stop that took place during my very first visit to the big D. After flying in town and getting...
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  wiffle shwaffle
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  4 years ago
  Hush Gentlemen's Club

  3260 W Hillsborough Ave Tampa, FL 33614
  Hush, Indeed.

  After getting a good fill of drinks from Diamond Dolls over in Clearwater, it was going towards 9PM and I was starting to get hungry. I was still accompanied by shanny72 and he suggested...
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  shanny72
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  4 years ago
  Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

  16361 US Hwy 19 N Clearwater, FL 33764
  Rainy and Relaxed

  By the looks of recent Tampa reports this week in particular (9/13 to 9/17), business in the clubs - and everywhere else in general - has been pretty sluggish. I think it relates to...
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  Eve
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  4 years ago
  Oasis Goodtime Emporium

  6363 Peachtree Industrial Blvd Atlanta, GA 30360
  " I Don't Like Girls. "

  [ ** 𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫 ] I heard this exact phrase from two different girls on two back-to-back visits. I’ll let you read for yourself which girl...
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  FishHawk
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  4 years ago
  Pink Pony

  1837 Corporate Blvd NE Atlanta, GA 30329
  Masked Pretties

  The beginning of my mission of mongering in Atlanta began at the Pink Pony on a Sunday evening. I reunited with doctorevil and we both arrived at the club around 8:30PM in the evening....
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  Eve
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  4 years ago
  Emperors

  4923 University Blvd W Jacksonville, FL 32207
  Lipstick Stains

  [ ** 𝒶𝓁𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓃𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓃𝒶𝓂𝑒 𝒽𝒶𝓈 𝒷𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝑜𝓃𝓎𝓂𝒾𝓉𝓎 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒹𝒶𝓃𝒸𝑒𝓇 ] - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -...
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  4 years ago
  Wackos

  3701 Emerson St Jacksonville, FL 32207
  Ups And Downs.

  It was a decision on a whim to visit Wackos Wednesday afternoon for lunch, but I had a monger friend that was visiting town after moving last year that claimed he used to eat...
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  busta_nut
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  4 years ago
  Wackos

  3701 Emerson St Jacksonville, FL 32207
  As Wacky As Before.

  This is the last stop my friend and I made after a semi-lengthy Saturday night out club hopping together. After a very disappointing experience at the Gold Club, it was heading towards 1AM, so...
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  techi1
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  4 years ago
  Gold Club

  320 General Doolittle Dr Jacksonville, FL 32225
  Hell No.

  This was the second stop of my Saturday night club-hopping ventures, and to be honest I had some high hopes for GC because I have not been inside since they had their initial re-opening...
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  PAWG_Patrol
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  4 years ago
  New Solid Gold

  7175 Blanding Blvd Jacksonville, FL 32244
  Reach For The Stars

  This is the first stop made on a Saturday evening of club-hopping. I was accompanied by a friend who wanted to go out strip clubbing for the first time in over 20 years and...
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  Papi_Chulo
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  4 years ago
  Emperors

  4923 University Blvd W Jacksonville, FL 32207
  Forgive Me, CDC.

  ( **Alternative name have been given for the anonymity of the dancer. ) Four months it has been since I’ve been able to tame my inner PL. Four months too long. After quarantining for the...
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  Eve
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  4 years ago
  Deans Gold

  2355 NE 163rd St North Miami Beach, FL 33160
  Glamorous And Glum.

  [March 13th, Tuesday Evening/Wednesday Morning] My stop in this club was pretty brief. In fact, so brief that I wasn’t sure if it’d even be worth writing a review over. But I decided why not...
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  Eve
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  4 years ago
  Cheetah

  100 Ansin Blvd Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
  So Close ... Yet So Far.

  [March 13th, Tuesday Evening/Wednesday Morning] It only seemed logical to me that I get to check out Cheetah considering how close it was to the previously attended Scarlett’s. After the uneventful and pretty disappointing experience...
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  jacej
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  4 years ago
  Scarlett's Cabaret

  2920 SW 30th Ave Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
  A Mass Of Blondes.

  [March 13th, Tuesday Evening] After getting my fill of drinks, food, and visual appetizers, Papi and I stopped at Scarlett’s Cabaret next. It was going on 10 pm this evening, around the time where I...
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  Papi_Chulo
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  4 years ago
  Tootsie's Cabaret

  150 NW 183rd St Miami, FL 33169
  A Warm-Up At The "Hottest" Club In Miami.

  Before all of this virus drama ensued, I was (and still am) dealing with car insurance drama after a very stressful car accident. A month earlier, I took advantage of JetBlue’s 20th Anniversary sale...
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  Clubber
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  4 years ago
  Centerfold Lounge

  4351 Philips Hwy Jacksonville, FL 32207
  Communication Is Key ... Except To This Girl.

  It’s been quite a while since I got to do some clubbing where the experience wasn’t so repetitive. Even though I’ve taken a long break from regular interaction and writing on TUSCL, I still...
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  BigPoppa99
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  6 years ago
  Sinsations

  2560 Emerson St Jacksonville, FL 32207
  Sexual Eruption.

  ( **Alternative name has been given for the anonymity of dancer) After the first stop to Wackos for lunch with EastCoaster for the afternoon, the daytime showers were starting to catch up with us. When...
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  Buster69
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  6 years ago
  Déjà Vu Tampa

  6805 E Adamo Dr Tampa, FL 33619
  I Hope This Was Just An Off Night.

  (Well life sure put this review on a big delay.) I left Gold Club more so satisfied with the food and massage that I was given than I was with the girls and entertainment itself....
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  6 years ago
  Gold Club

  6222 E Adamo Dr Tampa, FL 33619
  Only Girl That Touched Me Was The Masseuse.

  After excusing ourselves from The Penthouse Club, my friend and I sat in the car for a moment and decided to call up all the clubs we had left on our go-to list and...
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  Dk0086
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  6 years ago
  Penthouse Club Tampa

  1801 N Westshore Blvd Tampa, FL 33607
  Penthouse Pets? I Think Not...

  After getting some delicious eye candy from Thee Dollhouse, the next closeby destination would be The Penthouse Club. After this stop, my friend suggested going a little further out to check out another strip...
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  6 years ago
  Thee Dollhouse

  1010 N Westshore Blvd Tampa, FL 33607
  Playing With Dolls. (Well... A Doll.)

  To get a good start on our Saturday evening club adventuring, my friend and I decided to start the night off with Thee Dollhouse - primarily because it was literally across the street from...
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  abqspencer
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  6 years ago
  Pink Pony Tampa

  5215 N Lois Ave Tampa, FL 33614
  No Pony Rides.

  All of the alcohol bars were shutting down now as it was going past 3 AM when we were making our way to Pink Pony from 2001 Odyssey. Unfortunately, the whole experience at that...
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  Jascoi