Only Girl That Touched Me Was The Masseuse.

After excusing ourselves from The Penthouse Club, my friend and I sat in the car for a moment and decided to call up all the clubs we had left on our go-to list and see if they served food. Got a no from Scarlett's, because they’re nude (I actually didn’t know nude bars couldn’t have a kitchen. The more I know.). No from Deja Vu, but they mentioned a food truck in the lot. Got a very, very slurry and drunken sounding no from Emperors, but she said that Gold Club a few blocks down the road did. I almost wanted to stop at Emperors only to see how impaired their door girl because of how she slurred on the phone.

Well. It looked like we were headed to Gold Club. I wanted to know how it compared to GC back in Jax, plus I was starving. As we left our usual zone near our hotel, we make our way to E Adamo, which is a road with another strip of clubs as you drive down it - which makes it convenient if you want to check out multiple clubs in close range.

The building itself is hard to miss at night. They’ve got a bright LED shifting sign standing way out in front of it, plus the club on the outside is huge. Pulling into the parking lot, it looks more like a warehouse than a club with a customized exterior. Definitely contrasts with the outside of the Gold Club in Jacksonville, which looks more like a big castle. The parking lot is big and spacious, so even though there were a lot of cars that were presently parked, we didn’t have much trouble finding a spot a good distance from the entrance. There is a ramp on either side of the building that you can walk up to reach the entrance where a mellow bouncer will be patrolling about. He simply gives us a nod of approval when we go in and towards the front desk. The set up right at the front of the club is pretty wide, and one walkway leads out towards the main floor while there was another door that I couldn’t help but be curious as to where it led. A peppy door girl greeted us and asked for $15 from each of us as a cover charge. I made her laugh with the experience I had on the phone with the Emperor’s drunk door girl, and once the cover was paid and accepted, I asked her for directions to the women’s restroom. She told me some paths to follow, and we thanked her and proceeded to make our way to the main room.