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published 5 yrs ago
Forgive Me, CDC.
reviewed by
Eve

6.3

( **Alternative name have been given for the anonymity of the dancer. )

Four months it has been since I’ve been able to tame my inner PL. Four months too long. After quarantining for the longest…

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published 5 yrs ago
Glamorous And Glum.
reviewed by
Eve

5.3

[March 13th, Tuesday Evening/Wednesday Morning]

My stop in this club was pretty brief. In fact, so brief that I wasn’t sure if it’d even be worth writing a review over. But I decided why not because…

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published 5 yrs ago
So Close ... Yet So Far.
reviewed by
Eve

7.3

[March 13th, Tuesday Evening/Wednesday Morning]

It only seemed logical to me that I get to check out Cheetah considering how close it was to the previously attended Scarlett’s. After the uneventful and pretty disappointing experience there,…

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published 5 yrs ago
A Mass Of Blondes.
reviewed by
Eve

5.7

[March 13th, Tuesday Evening]

After getting my fill of drinks, food, and visual appetizers, Papi and I stopped at Scarlett’s Cabaret next. It was going on 10 pm this evening, around the time where I would…

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published 5 yrs ago
A Warm-Up At The "Hottest" Club In Miami.
reviewed by
Eve

6.7

Before all of this virus drama ensued, I was (and still am) dealing with car insurance drama after a very stressful car accident. A month earlier, I took advantage of JetBlue’s 20th Anniversary sale and…

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published 5 yrs ago
Communication Is Key ... Except To This Girl.
reviewed by
Eve

6.0

It’s been quite a while since I got to do some clubbing where the experience wasn’t so repetitive. Even though I’ve taken a long break from regular interaction and writing on TUSCL, I still get…

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published 7 yrs ago
Sexual Eruption.
reviewed by
Eve

9.0

( **Alternative name has been given for the anonymity of dancer)

After the first stop to Wackos for lunch with EastCoaster for the afternoon, the daytime showers were starting to catch up with us. When the…

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published 7 yrs ago
I Hope This Was Just An Off Night.
reviewed by
Eve

5.3

(Well life sure put this review on a big delay.)

I left Gold Club more so satisfied with the food and massage that I was given than I was with the girls and entertainment itself. Maybe…

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published 7 yrs ago
Only Girl That Touched Me Was The Masseuse.
reviewed by
Eve

6.0

After excusing ourselves from The Penthouse Club, my friend and I sat in the car for a moment and decided to call up all the clubs we had left on our go-to list and see…

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published 7 yrs ago
Penthouse Pets? I Think Not...
reviewed by
Eve

6.0

After getting some delicious eye candy from Thee Dollhouse, the next closeby destination would be The Penthouse Club. After this stop, my friend suggested going a little further out to check out another strip of…

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published 7 yrs ago
Playing With Dolls. (Well... A Doll.)
reviewed by
Eve

8.3

To get a good start on our Saturday evening club adventuring, my friend and I decided to start the night off with Thee Dollhouse - primarily because it was literally across the street from our…

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published 7 yrs ago
No Pony Rides.
reviewed by
Eve

5.0

All of the alcohol bars were shutting down now as it was going past 3 AM when we were making our way to Pink Pony from 2001 Odyssey. Unfortunately, the whole experience at that club…