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Where there's a hole, there's a way. [HIATUS]
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published 5 yrs ago
Emperors
4923 University Blvd W Jacksonville, FL 32207
One Word: Ass
Iβve had some satisfactory visits to Emperors since the clubs initially opened this past June, which oddly enough wasnβt the case pre-COVID. So when I get invited to an impromptu dinner with a friend, Iβ¦
published 5 yrs ago
The Landing Strip Lounge
36431 Goddard Rd Romulus, MI 48174
Three's A Crowd . . . Or Is It?
<a href="https://i.imgur.com/WStFXfE.png">[ **ππ₯πππ«π§πππ’π―π π§ππ¦π π‘ππ¬ ππππ§ π π’π―ππ§ ππ¨π« ππ‘π ππ§π¨π§π²π¦π’ππ² π¨π ππ‘π πππ§πππ«. ]</a> On Thursday sometime around 6:30 PM after getting a bit of tourism done and exploring the city, Upright decided to help meβ¦
published 5 yrs ago
Flight Club
29709 Michigan Ave Inkster, MI 48141
The Good, The Great, The Bad, And The Great Again.
[ **ππ₯πππ«π§πππ’π―π π§ππ¦π π‘ππ¬ ππππ§ π π’π―ππ§ ππ¨π« ππ‘π ππ§π¨π§π²π¦π’ππ² π¨π ππ‘π πππ§πππ«. ] My first club stop that took place during my very first visit to the big D. After flying in town and getting settledβ¦
published 5 yrs ago
Hush Gentlemen's Club
3260 W Hillsborough Ave Tampa, FL 33614
Hush, Indeed.
After getting a good fill of drinks from Diamond Dolls over in Clearwater, it was going towards 9PM and I was starting to get hungry. I was still accompanied by shanny72 and he suggested thatβ¦
published 5 yrs ago
Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club
16361 US Hwy 19 N Clearwater, FL 33764
Rainy and Relaxed
By the looks of recent Tampa reports this week in particular (9/13 to 9/17), business in the clubs - and everywhere else in general - has been pretty sluggish. I think it relates to theβ¦
published 5 yrs ago
Oasis Goodtime Emporium
6363 Peachtree Industrial Blvd Atlanta, GA 30360
" I Don't Like Girls. "
[ ** ππ₯πππ«π§πππ’π―π π§ππ¦π π‘ππ¬ ππππ§ π π’π―ππ§ ππ¨π« ππ‘π ππ§π¨π§π²π¦π’ππ² π¨π ππ‘π πππ§πππ« ] I heard this exact phrase from two different girls on two back-to-back visits. Iβll let you read for yourself which girl actedβ¦
published 5 yrs ago
Pink Pony
1837 Corporate Blvd NE Atlanta, GA 30329
Masked Pretties
The beginning of my mission of mongering in Atlanta began at the Pink Pony on a Sunday evening. I reunited with doctorevil and we both arrived at the club around 8:30PM in the evening. Whenβ¦
published 5 yrs ago
Emperors
4923 University Blvd W Jacksonville, FL 32207
Lipstick Stains
[ ** πΆππππππΆππΎππ ππΆππ π½πΆπ π·πππ ππΎπππ π»ππ ππ½π πΆππππππΎππ ππ» ππ½π πΉπΆππΈππ ] - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -β¦
published 5 yrs ago
Wackos
3701 Emerson St Jacksonville, FL 32207
Ups And Downs.
It was a decision on a whim to visit Wackos Wednesday afternoon for lunch, but I had a monger friend that was visiting town after moving last year that claimed he used to eat thereβ¦
published 5 yrs ago
Wackos
3701 Emerson St Jacksonville, FL 32207
As Wacky As Before.
This is the last stop my friend and I made after a semi-lengthy Saturday night out club hopping together. After a very disappointing experience at the Gold Club, it was heading towards 1AM, so toβ¦
published 5 yrs ago
Gold Club
320 General Doolittle Dr Jacksonville, FL 32225
Hell No.
This was the second stop of my Saturday night club-hopping ventures, and to be honest I had some high hopes for GC because I have not been inside since they had their initial re-opening (whereβ¦
published 5 yrs ago
New Solid Gold
7175 Blanding Blvd Jacksonville, FL 32244
Reach For The Stars
This is the first stop made on a Saturday evening of club-hopping. I was accompanied by a friend who wanted to go out strip clubbing for the first time in over 20 years and askedβ¦
published 5 yrs ago
Emperors
4923 University Blvd W Jacksonville, FL 32207
Forgive Me, CDC.
( **Alternative name have been given for the anonymity of the dancer. ) Four months it has been since Iβve been able to tame my inner PL. Four months too long. After quarantining for the longestβ¦
published 5 yrs ago
Deans Gold
2355 NE 163rd St North Miami Beach, FL 33160
Glamorous And Glum.
[March 13th, Tuesday Evening/Wednesday Morning] My stop in this club was pretty brief. In fact, so brief that I wasnβt sure if itβd even be worth writing a review over. But I decided why not becauseβ¦
published 5 yrs ago
Cheetah
100 Ansin Blvd Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
So Close ... Yet So Far.
[March 13th, Tuesday Evening/Wednesday Morning] It only seemed logical to me that I get to check out Cheetah considering how close it was to the previously attended Scarlettβs. After the uneventful and pretty disappointing experience there,β¦
published 5 yrs ago
Scarlett's Cabaret
2920 SW 30th Ave Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
A Mass Of Blondes.
[March 13th, Tuesday Evening] After getting my fill of drinks, food, and visual appetizers, Papi and I stopped at Scarlettβs Cabaret next. It was going on 10 pm this evening, around the time where I wouldβ¦
published 5 yrs ago
Tootsie's Cabaret
150 NW 183rd St Miami, FL 33169
A Warm-Up At The "Hottest" Club In Miami.
Before all of this virus drama ensued, I was (and still am) dealing with car insurance drama after a very stressful car accident. A month earlier, I took advantage of JetBlueβs 20th Anniversary sale andβ¦
published 5 yrs ago
Centerfold Lounge
4351 Philips Hwy Jacksonville, FL 32207
Communication Is Key ... Except To This Girl.
Itβs been quite a while since I got to do some clubbing where the experience wasnβt so repetitive. Even though Iβve taken a long break from regular interaction and writing on TUSCL, I still getβ¦
published 7 yrs ago
Sinsations
2560 Emerson St Jacksonville, FL 32207
Sexual Eruption.
( **Alternative name has been given for the anonymity of dancer) After the first stop to Wackos for lunch with EastCoaster for the afternoon, the daytime showers were starting to catch up with us. When theβ¦
published 7 yrs ago
DΓ©jΓ Vu Tampa
6805 E Adamo Dr Tampa, FL 33619
I Hope This Was Just An Off Night.
(Well life sure put this review on a big delay.) I left Gold Club more so satisfied with the food and massage that I was given than I was with the girls and entertainment itself. Maybeβ¦
published 7 yrs ago
Gold Club
6222 E Adamo Dr Tampa, FL 33619
Only Girl That Touched Me Was The Masseuse.
After excusing ourselves from The Penthouse Club, my friend and I sat in the car for a moment and decided to call up all the clubs we had left on our go-to list and seeβ¦
published 7 yrs ago
Penthouse Club Tampa
1801 N Westshore Blvd Tampa, FL 33607
Penthouse Pets? I Think Not...
After getting some delicious eye candy from Thee Dollhouse, the next closeby destination would be The Penthouse Club. After this stop, my friend suggested going a little further out to check out another strip ofβ¦
published 7 yrs ago
Thee Dollhouse
1010 N Westshore Blvd Tampa, FL 33607
Playing With Dolls. (Well... A Doll.)
To get a good start on our Saturday evening club adventuring, my friend and I decided to start the night off with Thee Dollhouse - primarily because it was literally across the street from ourβ¦
published 7 yrs ago
Pink Pony Tampa
5215 N Lois Ave Tampa, FL 33614
No Pony Rides.
All of the alcohol bars were shutting down now as it was going past 3 AM when we were making our way to Pink Pony from 2001 Odyssey. Unfortunately, the whole experience at that clubβ¦
published 7 yrs ago
2001 Odyssey
2309 N Dale Mabry Hwy Tampa, FL 33607
Not For The Claustrophobic
Conveniently across the street from our earlier stops at Mons Venus and Scores, the next stop my friend and I wanted to take was over at 2001 Odyssey. Once in a great while, Iβll sootheβ¦
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