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Submit a ReviewEmperors
4923 University Blvd W
Jacksonville, FL 32207
One Word: Ass
I’ve had some satisfactory visits to Emperors since the clubs initially opened this past June, which oddly enough wasn’t the case pre-COVID. So when I get invited to an impromptu dinner with a friend, I…
2 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Eve)
Oct 21, 2020, 2:36 PM
The Landing Strip Lounge
36431 Goddard Rd
Romulus, MI 48174
Three's A Crowd . . . Or Is It?
<a href="https://i.imgur.com/WStFXfE.png">[ **𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫. ]</a>
On Thursday sometime around 6:30 PM after getting a bit of tourism done and exploring the city, Upright decided to help me…
6 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(wiffle shwaffle)
Oct 3, 2020, 5:09 PM
Flight Club
29709 Michigan Ave
Inkster, MI 48141
The Good, The Great, The Bad, And The Great Again.
[ **𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫. ]
My first club stop that took place during my very first visit to the big D. After flying in town and getting settled…
10 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(wiffle shwaffle)
Sep 29, 2020, 1:35 PM
Hush Gentlemen's Club
3260 W Hillsborough Ave
Tampa, FL 33614
Hush, Indeed.
After getting a good fill of drinks from Diamond Dolls over in Clearwater, it was going towards 9PM and I was starting to get hungry. I was still accompanied by shanny72 and he suggested that…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(shanny72)
Sep 18, 2020, 7:56 PM
Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club
16361 US Hwy 19 N
Clearwater, FL 33764
Rainy and Relaxed
By the looks of recent Tampa reports this week in particular (9/13 to 9/17), business in the clubs - and everywhere else in general - has been pretty sluggish. I think it relates to the…
4 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Eve)
Sep 17, 2020, 3:37 PM
Oasis Goodtime Emporium
6363 Peachtree Industrial Blvd
Atlanta, GA 30360
" I Don't Like Girls. "
[ ** 𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫 ]
I heard this exact phrase from two different girls on two back-to-back visits. I’ll let you read for yourself which girl acted…
9 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(FishHawk)
Aug 29, 2020, 9:05 AM
Pink Pony
1837 Corporate Blvd NE
Atlanta, GA 30329
Masked Pretties
The beginning of my mission of mongering in Atlanta began at the Pink Pony on a Sunday evening. I reunited with doctorevil and we both arrived at the club around 8:30PM in the evening. When…
4 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Eve)
Aug 26, 2020, 10:05 AM
Emperors
4923 University Blvd W
Jacksonville, FL 32207
Lipstick Stains
[ ** 𝒶𝓁𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓃𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓃𝒶𝓂𝑒 𝒽𝒶𝓈 𝒷𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝑜𝓃𝓎𝓂𝒾𝓉𝓎 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒹𝒶𝓃𝒸𝑒𝓇 ]
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Aug 15, 2020, 5:31 AM
Wackos
3701 Emerson St
Jacksonville, FL 32207
Ups And Downs.
It was a decision on a whim to visit Wackos Wednesday afternoon for lunch, but I had a monger friend that was visiting town after moving last year that claimed he used to eat there…
7 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(busta_nut)
Aug 6, 2020, 11:18 AM
Wackos
3701 Emerson St
Jacksonville, FL 32207
As Wacky As Before.
This is the last stop my friend and I made after a semi-lengthy Saturday night out club hopping together. After a very disappointing experience at the Gold Club, it was heading towards 1AM, so to…
9 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(techi1)
Jun 25, 2020, 5:05 AM
Gold Club
320 General Doolittle Dr
Jacksonville, FL 32225
Hell No.
This was the second stop of my Saturday night club-hopping ventures, and to be honest I had some high hopes for GC because I have not been inside since they had their initial re-opening (where…
4 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(PAWG_Patrol)
Jun 23, 2020, 2:06 AM
New Solid Gold
7175 Blanding Blvd
Jacksonville, FL 32244
Reach For The Stars
This is the first stop made on a Saturday evening of club-hopping. I was accompanied by a friend who wanted to go out strip clubbing for the first time in over 20 years and asked…
4 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Papi_Chulo)
Jun 22, 2020, 1:48 AM
Emperors
4923 University Blvd W
Jacksonville, FL 32207
Forgive Me, CDC.
( **Alternative name have been given for the anonymity of the dancer. )
Four months it has been since I’ve been able to tame my inner PL. Four months too long. After quarantining for the longest…
6 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Eve)
Jun 16, 2020, 6:55 PM
Deans Gold
2355 NE 163rd St
North Miami Beach, FL 33160
Glamorous And Glum.
[March 13th, Tuesday Evening/Wednesday Morning]
My stop in this club was pretty brief. In fact, so brief that I wasn’t sure if it’d even be worth writing a review over. But I decided why not because…
3 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Eve)
Mar 29, 2020, 4:41 PM
Cheetah
100 Ansin Blvd
Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
So Close ... Yet So Far.
[March 13th, Tuesday Evening/Wednesday Morning]
It only seemed logical to me that I get to check out Cheetah considering how close it was to the previously attended Scarlett’s. After the uneventful and pretty disappointing experience there,…
4 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(jacej)
Mar 28, 2020, 8:06 PM
Scarlett's Cabaret
2920 SW 30th Ave
Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
A Mass Of Blondes.
[March 13th, Tuesday Evening]
After getting my fill of drinks, food, and visual appetizers, Papi and I stopped at Scarlett’s Cabaret next. It was going on 10 pm this evening, around the time where I would…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Papi_Chulo)
Mar 27, 2020, 3:58 PM
Tootsie's Cabaret
150 NW 183rd St
Miami, FL 33169
A Warm-Up At The "Hottest" Club In Miami.
Before all of this virus drama ensued, I was (and still am) dealing with car insurance drama after a very stressful car accident. A month earlier, I took advantage of JetBlue’s 20th Anniversary sale and…
3 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Clubber)
Mar 26, 2020, 4:37 PM
Centerfold Lounge
4351 Philips Hwy
Jacksonville, FL 32207
Communication Is Key ... Except To This Girl.
It’s been quite a while since I got to do some clubbing where the experience wasn’t so repetitive. Even though I’ve taken a long break from regular interaction and writing on TUSCL, I still get…
2 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(BigPoppa99)
Mar 21, 2020, 4:49 AM
Sinsations
2560 Emerson St
Jacksonville, FL 32207
Sexual Eruption.
( **Alternative name has been given for the anonymity of dancer)
After the first stop to Wackos for lunch with EastCoaster for the afternoon, the daytime showers were starting to catch up with us. When the…
10 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Buster69)
Jul 2, 2018, 3:48 PM
Déjà Vu Tampa
6805 E Adamo Dr
Tampa, FL 33619
I Hope This Was Just An Off Night.
(Well life sure put this review on a big delay.)
I left Gold Club more so satisfied with the food and massage that I was given than I was with the girls and entertainment itself. Maybe…
Jun 8, 2018, 5:37 AM
Gold Club
6222 E Adamo Dr
Tampa, FL 33619
Only Girl That Touched Me Was The Masseuse.
After excusing ourselves from The Penthouse Club, my friend and I sat in the car for a moment and decided to call up all the clubs we had left on our go-to list and see…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Dk0086)
Apr 30, 2018, 3:08 PM
Penthouse Club Tampa
1801 N Westshore Blvd
Tampa, FL 33607
Penthouse Pets? I Think Not...
After getting some delicious eye candy from Thee Dollhouse, the next closeby destination would be The Penthouse Club. After this stop, my friend suggested going a little further out to check out another strip of…
Apr 24, 2018, 2:55 PM
Thee Dollhouse
1010 N Westshore Blvd
Tampa, FL 33607
Playing With Dolls. (Well... A Doll.)
To get a good start on our Saturday evening club adventuring, my friend and I decided to start the night off with Thee Dollhouse - primarily because it was literally across the street from our…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(abqspencer)
Apr 21, 2018, 1:22 AM
Pink Pony Tampa
5215 N Lois Ave
Tampa, FL 33614
No Pony Rides.
All of the alcohol bars were shutting down now as it was going past 3 AM when we were making our way to Pink Pony from 2001 Odyssey. Unfortunately, the whole experience at that club…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Jascoi)
Apr 18, 2018, 2:49 PM
2001 Odyssey
2309 N Dale Mabry Hwy
Tampa, FL 33607
Not For The Claustrophobic
Conveniently across the street from our earlier stops at Mons Venus and Scores, the next stop my friend and I wanted to take was over at 2001 Odyssey. Once in a great while, I’ll soothe…
4 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(mikeym)
Apr 17, 2018, 1:52 PM























