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Nov 24, 2016, 5:44 AM
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jackslash
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Q. What do you say to a stripper after she gets her college degree? A. A lotto ticket and a pack of Marlboros, please.

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Itsmytime

What does the stripper who just graduated from college say?

You want fries with that?

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Itsmytime

How do you get the stripper who just graduated from college off your doorstep?

Pay her for the pizza.

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jackslash

Q. How do you get a stripper off her knees? A. Come.

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