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Comments by Tiburon (page 33)

  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    gammanu95
    My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
    Who has been thrown out of a strip club?
    Wait shadow actually met juice before? Wtf I didn't know ANYBODY met da juice
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    8 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Do Tou Tell Strippers About TUSCL?
    Every time I try she puts her finger over my lips and my report hand on her head. Apparently she enjoys giving bjs in silence. My voice would disrupt that.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Cops as custies..
    While I respect the fact that any day can be their last day in their line of work, I still would never feel comfortable with hanging around a cop. I would leave the club immediately and call ahead of time from now on
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Ugly dancers
    Pity tips are understandable. Some people are simps and feel bad. But if people are making it rain...if you aren't a fat cat, then you have a skewed sense beauty...
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    8 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    Instagram models
    There's no such thing as a famous instathot. They just have nerds that like their pictures. Try being even remotely like that banks then come back and cry famous. I don't pay attention to Instagram hoes to know who's popular or not BUT... they're all the same. They looking for some rich sexy dick. Take that chick Rick Ross ALMOST married before throwing her in the bushes.
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    8 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    Instagram models
    While both, MAINLY a rich guy so they can reap the benefits while being a lazy hoe. If you got game and are good looking you won't have a problem getting you an instathot. Some may be loyal because they know these rich dudes will fuck em and toss them in the bushes. Others though...be wary because they are quick to hop from your dick to lil Wayne's dick. As Chris Brown wisely said: "these hoes ain't loyal"
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    8 years ago
    gawker
    Older than dirt
    Attitudes toward sex workers
    Sounds like you put a LOT of effort into working for your keep and that's respectable no matter how dirty and low brow. Sex workers of today can't even compare to putting in that kind of work that you described just too pay for college. And in comparison to the 60s, they get paid WAAAAY more than you for literally sitting on their ass playing with their phone or just laying on their back like a dead fish with no enthusiasm. It's hard to respect sex workers when they get paid too much for being lazy hoes.
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    8 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    Popular porn star Mia Khalifa rats out another athlete
    AND it's not like according to this picture, that he did something so terrible. He seems to want to date a porn star, big deal. It'd be embarrasing if he was paying top dollar, but he ain't it seems.
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    8 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    Popular porn star Mia Khalifa rats out another athlete
    As a new bright eyed bushy tailed face of porn, I'd think she wouldn't succumb to such low brow tactics so quickly. She's still considered a fresh face in the adult entertainment game, usually meaning she just wants to be liked and not be a bitch. And to be all about her paper. BUT to "rat" out celebrities so quickly is really dirty and makes me think far less of her than I would normally of a pornstar. ALSO, who the fuck does she think she is talking about out of his leauge. BITCH you're a porn star, you are worth much less than even Kapernick. Some bitches just get an ego and get far out of pocket for doing nothing but laying there.
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    8 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    If she asked " wanna dance ?" What would you say ?
    Her face is not stripper material. Not sure if I would throw myself at her to be her boyfriend neither.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Tiburon
    Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
    How much do you pay for ITC
    @RTP good point try to include whether its for HJ, BJ or FS (if you pay for a Handy J, you have problems and need help)
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    8 years ago
    Kimi
    Illinois
    Worst sales pitch a stripper has given you
    "I don't suck or fuck". I was drunk and she was SO god damn fine, I said yes.
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    8 years ago
    Do strippers like their customers ?
    you don't have a 6 Figure income dedicated to her? Then no, she hates your guts and hope you get your dick chopped off.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Would u pay 4 play with this ?
    tell dat bitch to eat a McDouble
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Do Tou Tell Strippers About TUSCL?
    @beaver hunter I love loose lips. The female lips slide VERY easily on my dick (the face lips and the hip lips lol) I have and probably will never tell strippers about this site. There's no reason. I'm there to have a good time, not tell her about the intricicies of what I rate strippers by sexual conquest, per state, per city, per club. I don't think ANYONE likes to scrutinized on the internet and put on "watch_dog" alert.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    gawker
    Older than dirt
    The devil you know....
    This sounds like the story of desperate house losers of [insert city here]. Stop being foolish and stick to strippers without a crappy history. Or bettter yet, ITC only from now on.
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    8 years ago
    gawker
    Older than dirt
    The devil you know....
    He's a shitty drug dealer if he trades sex for drugs. What a fucking lameo. AND he is less than a one minute man? BOO! So much for the power of youth!
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Stripper asked me if I Enjoyed Strip Clubs?
    Or maybe her expression was ALL IN YOUR HEAD and your high off a good time. Could totally be fabricated by your wild hormones wanting its oats to be sowed.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Stripper asked me if I Enjoyed Strip Clubs?
    She probably expected you to be young and say something less embarrasing. Come on bro, maybe she was into you or had higher expectations. As young me we are EXPECTED to pull tail, left right and center for less than $20...AT THE NIGHT CLUB. The fact that you go to strip clubs more often than she expects probably tells her you are regular PL like the old dudes she surfaced. Maybe she wanted some extramaritals after work. Who knows, you should have followed up but now you're left to wonder.
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    8 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    So many hotties, so little time
    Can I fuck them both?
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    nemesisk7
    Putero
    the girlfriend experience TV series
    I'd rather pay for an air dance then watch that snoresfest.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    nemesisk7
    Putero
    the girlfriend experience TV series
    TV dulls the mind. Reality enhances it.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Is it normal to like strip clubs?
    @sharkhunter a night club full of molly and young women. Or a rock concert (big presentation rap concerts are also applicable)
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    8 years ago
    Do strippers like their customers ?
    If you think you're a good guy, you probably aren't one.