ROB payback

8/20/2018 5:19:53 PM

Go to staples and buy several $500 paper money bands. Fold them over a stack of twentys and rip the band as though it was torn in haste. Fold in your wallet and save for the next ROB. Make sure she leaves the room first and tuck them in almost descrete corners where the bouncer or next dancer is sure to find them. Sit back and watch the fun as the vultures circle the ROB to get their cut of that non existent big tip.

Comments

JAprufrock

Did desertscrub's mom suck you dry, too?

7 years ago

WTF? Can someone translate this to English. I have no idea what this guy is describing.

ppwh

Myanmar

7 years ago

A discarded money band is supposed to make them approach her for a cut of the associated money because they thought she got a big tip. It might be funnier to leave an empty penny roll wrapper in the corner of the couch, though.

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