ROB payback

Go to staples and buy several $500 paper money bands. Fold them over a stack of twentys and rip the band as though it was torn in haste. Fold in your wallet and save for the next ROB. Make sure she leaves the room first and tuck them in almost descrete corners where the bouncer or next dancer is sure to find them. Sit back and watch the fun as the vultures circle the ROB to get their cut of that non existent big tip.