Comments by ppwh

poor bastard is probably wishing he had gotten a lap dance

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Ok, daddy. You know best.

When living near a club I frequented, I saw a dancer and various club staff around on several occasions. I always let them make the call on whether or not we exchanged greetings. It was actually the bathroom attendant who seemed the most worried that I would out him when I saw him in the gas station store while he was talking to the clerk. He studiously ducked into the other doorway as I was going in. On a different night, he was on the other side of the gas pump and we exchanged a greeting, though. Once I was out at the store and saw a cute girl walking in out of the corner of my eye. I looked away because I didn't want it to be weird. It turned out to be a dancer - she went out of her way to come over and greet me, which was cool. The only time that was semi-awkward was when a dancer who had switched to door girl was out shopping with her boyfriend and baby. She came over and wanted to chat a bit. Her boyfriend was really chill, but the whole time, I was wondering what the etiquette is for that kind of situation. I think my baseline level of awkwardness helps out in these situations, since I can just switch reasons for being awkward rather than having sudden-onset awkwardness.

There is a song for this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3taEuL4EHAg (hint: it's Ke$ha)

Not *just* to sit with me. Depending on her table game, tipping now and then can be a much better deal than the standard dance setup. Some have top-notch table game that's more enjoyable than a dance. I still wouldn't plan a visit around it, but sometimes the pricing structure can make improvising in the front room worth it. Tipping for massage, etc can also be OK, but not generally what I'm looking for. If I wanted this and was curious, I would just ask her "how much tip would you be looking for to hang out like this for 10 more minutes?" If it sounds high, you could counteroffer and/or mention that you will be interested in dances afterwards. She likely has a target number for the interaction. It could be a typical spend for dances minus whatever the house would take if it were made during a lap dance. E.g., if she often sells 3 dances to a customer at $20 each, she might net $30 after the house cut/tipouts with an expected pre-dance hustle time of 15 minutes. So, she might want $30 or something along those lines for the additional 10 minutes to cover the 25 minutes of interaction. As others said, it can also depend on how busy the shift is, your breath, general hygiene, club culture, etc. At some clubs, dancers typically sit and hang out for long periods while at others, they hide in the dressing room if they don't close the deal for a dance within the first 2-3 minutes.

> And what dancer leaves a customer after he's bought a bottle of champagne? One who wants to make some money for herself instead of just for the club, I would imagine.

> But when she went onstage I tipped her very well > Was that wrong? > He was not there when we finished. I hope not. I always thought stage was fair game. And if someone else is spending bigger $$$ than one wants to compete with to go back another night when she's working.

> The stripper has some ownership in it too. She should not be ignoring her current customer. When it's an awkward situation that comes up once in almost never and part of her allure is her sweetness, I have a hard time faulting her for something like this.

I have had it happen a couple of times. When it was an obnoxious older guy who started talking at the stripper I was with, I claimed her by putting my arm around her waist and pulling her close and joined the conversation like we were a group of friends and all was well (he was with a different stripper). It sounds similar to your situation. Best move imo, would be to keep low-key touching her, signalling that while he might be forcing a conversation with her, she is occupied.

...because nothing says love like getting that special someone a flower out of the men's room

> So what are bathroom trolls doing? Making sure that drugs aren't being consumed in the restroom stalls or something? If the club wanted to make money selling stuff, couldn't they just install a vending machine? I think it's varying combinations of these: keeping the bathroom clean and presentable, pretense, logistics ( keeping a supply of dry paper towels and not having to touch the sink to turn on the water in a possibly suspect men's room), a presence to keep the men's room from being used as a makeshift champagne room, offering Listermint to freshen up in case of bad breath, etc. FWIW, some more upscale places don't have restroom trolls, while some dives do (and vice versa)

> So what does that mean if I constantly make jokes about how I'm despised by my father? It means this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNTg2Uz7-pM

> That is such a fucked up mentality. I've heard the same explanation for the "make it rain" behavior. > It's like saying: > "Okay, I'm in debt. I could work harder to make more money and sacrifice a bit to dig myself out of this hole. > Nah, fuck that. I'm gonna be lazy and throw money away and dig my hole deeper. I'm a victim." and behind door #3 is spending it on lap dances!

yeah, their beef jerky is legit. you know you're in a high class place if it's grass-fed

how about just the rubs right now? I'm still a little tired from last night

We can dance but safe! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs

> I'm happy being the eternal B. How many people who reach their full potential have smoked weed 13,000 days? Are you saying that Robert Nesta Marley, OM did not reach his full potential? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL_BcaI0i0w

I can think of at least two better ways... both of them have more of a bad girl vibe with an air of knowingness but able to show compassion. Like they were going to take a walk down Jaded Rd, but decided to turn back. You and Miss Rebecca Lowe have my blessings, man!

I was thinking it would be funnier if you told him you blew a load all over her ass, but maybe that would be wrong. Sometimes things that are funny are just rong.

Also, if you have your coming out ceremony in a troll-attended strip club bathroom, I think it's a standard $20 fee for officiating and any guests should, as usual, leave at least $1 even if they didn't pee or wash their hands. $2 if they couldn't make it to McDonald's and he had to use the room spray in addition to lighting the smoke stick to cover it.

You can't just come right out and ask about his fat cock. You're supposed to try to strike up a conversation about how the bitches on this shift just haven't been doing it for you lately, maybe drop in a reference to a hot quarterback and see if his eyes light up a little...

> That would be possible only if you had sex with a different woman every day of the year for 55 years. Wouldn't you want to have sex with the same woman at least a few times? The flaw in your logic is that it's not just women who are able to have sex with more than one person per day.

> It’s not the quantity but the quality. How many wanted to do him again. https://www.reportnaija.ng/2018/09/28/playboy-who-slept-with-6000-women-dies-while-having-sex-with-tourist/ "His exploits became so famous that some of his lovers erected a wax statue of him in a Swedish town." Sounds like at least a few ;)

I seem to remember hearing something about a stairway, too... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXQUu5Dti4g