Cheap Thrills

I had the strip club itch this last Tuesday early afternoon and decided to make another stop at Scarlet Lounge. My visit there a couple of months ago was a good time at the rack, but the three legal dances from the three dancers in the booth left me less than satisfied. Before I got out of my truck on this trip, I decided to avoid the lap dance temptation and just enjoy the rack. On that previous stop, when I pulled into the parking lot, there were only a couple of parked cars. I thought for sure the place would be empty, but to my surprise, there were four dancers. On this visit, plenty of cars in the lot, with six dancers, a bartender, and three customers (it is a fairly small lot). Scarlet Lounge is a small dive club and not much to look at on the outside or inside and you can’t get lost in there. It is the complete opposite of the high-end downtown clubs in looks as well as with the contracted dancers, which is my preference. My wallet thanks me too.

On this day, I walked right in with no cover, no ID check, and no bouncer (although the tough, biker-looking , partly shaved, tatted, lady bartender could probably hold her own fairly well if needed). She also does an excellent job of making sure the dancers are paying attention to the stage if a customer is seated there. In other words, not much lag time in between dancer sets. If you look to the left just as you walk in, there is a dancer board listing the dancers on duty as well as the bartender. If you haven’t been to this place, the small stage sits only a few inches off the ground, with no rail. This makes it monger friendly because the dancers love to walk over and get in your lap as well as walk around the back of you and do some teasing. Lots of grinding, boobies in the face, and on this trip, one dancer got on her knees and gave me a serious Russian massage while looking into my eyes (more about her below). There are five decent padded chairs around the stage as well as a few tables/chairs scattered around. There is plenty of seating at the bar and they have a few state lotto machines. There is a covered patio too. I paid $3.50 for my coke.

After getting my coke and saying hi to one of the dancers at the bar, I headed to the empty stage. To my surprise, an AA spinner dancer was curled up in one of the chairs, but immediately got up, fed the music machine a couple of bucks, and started her two-song set. All dancers were topless on the first song and totally nude on the second. All got in my lap and did their best to entice me to head to one of the booths with them. A couple ladies hit 7 on my liberal looks scale, but the rest were below that. I’m partial to HWP/athletic bodies, so I maybe a little bias with those type of dancers, but I will say if you are a monger that enjoys the perfect young spinner specimens on stage, you will be disappointed here. If you can look past that (literally) and enjoy sensual up-close ladies that are at least acting like they are having a good time with a personality to go with it, I would recommend this place. I knew the first AA dancer, Dior, from the recently closed Club Tease (okay, it is now AJ’s Sports Bar, but not a strip club). She is not my type but friendly enough. My one complaint about her, and she was the only one on this trip, she wears some light perfume. Just a warning to those that don’t want stripper smell when they go home. Her face, about a six, body six and a half, and perky little As. I passed when she asked about a dance.