Comments by rickthelion (page 6)

Studme ape, since this rick is a frickin’ genius I will explain that the OP is simply referring to the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon, more commonly called the frequency illusion https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frequency_illusion Regarding Skifredo’s pained attempt to make yet another front room thread, this rick will simply say that Fredo’s obsession with pointless political posts is not a frequency illusion. This rick has been aware of it forever and it really does occur quite frequently. Lest some butthurt weirdo perverts get all “wah wah wah the lion is a liberal” lemme dispel that notion. My best friend and the smartest hairless ape on the planet is a conservative. My issue with Fredo is not that he’s a conservative. It’s that he’s frickin’ obsessed. I mean really, Skifredo acts like Bernie Sanders fucked his wife and then his wife spent hours detailing how superior the Sanders lovin’ was. Come to think of it…Sanders envy may be exactly what is driving Fredo’s psychological issues. ROAR!!!

You know what is way better than frickin’ Vidalista or any of that shit? A little elixir that goes by the name of Jack Daniel’s. Pop quiz hotshot: you see somebody in the club wearing a stylin’ suit and looking too cool for words…what’s in his glass? If you think it’s frickin’ vitalista or some such you’re a frickin’ retard. Nope…that glass is filled with Jack. ROAR!!!

We ricks don’t need any male enhancement. We ooze masculinity from our very pores. I mean really, I’m so frickin’ male that the barber has to double bag the clippings from my mane lest the manliness eat a hole in the floor like some kind of ultra-powerful acid. Hear me now and believe me next Tuesday sometime between 3 and 4 am: when you’re a rick you are like some kinda supercalifragilisticexpialidociousubermale. ROAR!!!

In a pinch this rick is okay with They Might be Giants: Hey, Who's that playing? Hey, The guitar? Is it Jim? I don't know Is it Jim? I don't know In the spaceship, the silver spaceship, the lion takes control, In the spaceship, the silver spaceship, the lion takes control, Hey, Who's that playing? Hey, The guitar? Hush my darling, be still my darling, the lion's on the phone, Hush my darling, be still my darling, the lion's on the phone, Hush my darling, be still my darling, Hey, Hush my darling, be still my darling Hey Turn it up The guitar I can't hear, the guitar In the spaceship, the silver spaceship, the lion waves goodbye In the spaceship, the silver spaceship, the lion waves goodbye Hey, Who's that playing? Hey, The guitar? Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey…ROAR!!!

Skifredo talks about 10 beers…pshaw. This rick focuses on Jack. And then he listens to the most brilliant lyrics ever: Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away In the jungle, the mighty jungle The lion sleeps tonight In the jungle the quiet jungle The lion sleeps tonight Wee heeheehee weeoh aweem away Wee heeheehee weeoh aweem away Near the village, the peaceful village The lion sleeps tonight Near the village, the quiet village The lion sleeps tonight Wee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away Rrr, la la la weeoh aweem away Hush, my darling, don't fear, my darling, The lion sleeps tonight Hush, my darling, don't fear, my darling, The lion sleeps tonight Wah oh oh, wah oh oh, wah oh wimoweh Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away

Imma pass. You should too. After all, Mansfield died more than 50 years ago. Although this rick enjoys watching you damn dirty apes do silly shit, I cannot condone any of you all doing some sick shit at her grave. And it would be even worse if she was cremated. I mean really, what the fuck are you sickos gonna do with an urn of Mansfield ashes? Nobody wants to think about that shit Kent Ape. ROAR!!!

Well…this rick is certainly fond of wildebeest loaf. Putting some catsup (note the spelling Libby Ape, we felids prefer the use that condiment to have “cat” in its name) on your wildebeest loaf is more of a personal preference. This rick prefers a bourbon sauce. ROAR!!!

^ C’mon Ishmael ape, both the StripperlovingApe and the Swedish Chef here are perfectly coherent in their native tongues. I mean really, would you call rickthechinaman incoherent if he said 我喜欢大屁股，我不能说谎? Lemme tell you something Ishmael, those are some real words of wisdom. And if this rick posted all the lion-y words going through my mind it would look like a bunch of incoherent growls and shit but the underlying thoughts would be some genius shit. Well…as with all things rick it depends on how much Jack we’ve consumed before saying what we say. But trust me on this Ishmael, most rickish thought are genius-level shit. For example, I’ve been think of a rick hotel - a ricktel, if you will - that has hot and cold running Jack. Imagine this: you want a hot toddy at 3 am and you just go to the sink and voilà - hot liquor! Like I said, genius-level shit. ROAR!!!

^ Muddy Ape, the funny think is that I always assumed that you wore some sort of generic denim pants. Keep being unsurprising my friend. ROAR!!!

I’ve heard that some sexy strippers feel this is disrespectful, but I believe that you get 7 years of good luck every time you throw a wadded up dollar bill at it hits a lesbian right on her butthole. But remember, this only works with the lesbos wearing the lipstick, not the frickin’ flannel. ROAR!!!

ManuelApe… lemme give you some rick wisdom. If you think you’re mired in Overthinkistan you are indeed overthinkin’ things. As a rick, yours truly is one of the most intelligent beings on the whole frickin’ planet. Therefore, you might think that this rick is always overthinkin’ things. Not true. Just throw something out there and I can tell you whether I like it in a nanosecond. For example: Kicking ass and takin’ names = excellent! Takin’ ass and kickin’ names = the kind of shit Skifredo would do Jack = good stuff Stylin’ suits = good by definition. If they sucked they wouldn’t be stylin’ Tesla with rick mode autopilot = good shit Tesla from the factory = needs autopilot reprogrammed to include rick mode The System = most brilliant work since the frickin’ theory of general relativity (Einstein is an honorary rick, don’t ya know) And - most important - sexy females = rick approved. ROAR!!!

We need more information. Does she make you sit and/or roll over before hand feeding you? Also, when she hand feeds you is each piece of food shaped like a little bone?

Stripperlovingape, this rick hates to tell you this, but strippers want different things from different customers. From most normies, they are really into A and R. Especially the R - just sittin’ with the customer and makin’ the easy money. If they can get a normie to do that they’re happy. On the other hand, if a rick enters the club the first thing they notice is the stylin’ suit. Then it gets hotter from there. ROAR!!

@54ape Your kidneys lucked out this time. ROAR!!!

Hell, the rick can even lick his own asshole. What self respecting can’t do that? Amirite or amirite Puddy Tat my friend? But I don’t lick my own asshole. I mean really…this rick is more than happy to enjoy some sexy sexy female eatin’ the ol’ brown eye. But I’m not doin’ it myself. ROAR!!!

Damn straight I can lick my own balls. But I’m not going to pay a female to rub one out while I go to town on my lion balls. I’ve got some frickin’ dignity. ROAR!!!

You know you can jack off to free porn in your own domicile, don’t you? I mean really…it is one thing if you pay to fondle titties, but you shouldn’t pay to fondle yourself. ROAR!!!

This rick would like to thank Libby ape (or whatever the fuck his name is) for an intellectually-stimulating thread. Well…intellectually-stimulating for TUSCL… Anyhoo…this rick would like to address earlier comments: => If looking at her chest reminds me of Marty Feldman's eyes, I'm out of there You should run if looking at her chest reminds me of any males featured in that delightful Young Frankenstein documentary. => Maybe they should be called Yosemite Sam nipples I clicked half expecting to see Yosemite Sam with tits. Delighted that the image was simply Sam. But this brings up an issue…are any of you turned on when Bugs Bunny dresses up as a female. Asking for a friend. ROAR!!!

Georgie Lildick said => Hopefully, she wins that wrongful termination suit she seems to be trying to put together. C’mon Georgie, if you’re going to spread false rumors about Ms. Hawk Tuah at least make it the amusing one about her father being a pastor who thinks Satan possessed her when she said that shit: https://www.distractify.com/p/hawk-tuah-girl-parents ROAR!!!

Nothing is too lowbrow for TUSCL. ROAR!!!

Skifredo said => Seriously? I don't bring my own food to a restaurant, or my own films to the theater, so like buying a meal or a ticket, go on vacation with someone you want to hang out with and buy sex there. Surprisingly enough this rick agrees with Skifredo. Nevertheless, this rick believe that the OP should take the stripper on his trip. He will have a new amusing anecdote to tell at parties after he wakes up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney. And a missing kidney is a small price to pay for a delightful story. ROAR!!!

^ Good. Because a talkin’ grapevine would be pretty frickin’ disturbing. That said, that said did have a long conversation with some randos azaleas 🌺 But I was kind of in an alcoholic fog at the time. I think they responded but who the fuck knows? ROAR!!!

25 Ape said => Of course this isn’t political, it’s too stupid to be taken seriously While this rick certainly agrees that the story of the Friske-ape is pretty frickin’ stupid, I must say that I thought “Posts too stupid to be taken seriously” was the tagline for the political board. If it is not, it should be. ROAR!!!

^^ ricks don’t have plastic balls either. We’ve got frickin’ cast iron balls. ROAR!!!

Ain’t nothin’ micro about no rick peen. ROAR!!!