Good loyalty test?

I found out that "Serial Mon" is on Netflix, dubbed in Spanish, so I recommended it to my Cuban fav. She thought it was amusing, but she found it extreme when Kathleen Turner served a bloody chunk of human flesh (from one of her victims) to her family for dinner. I had to clarify for my fav that if was actually a meat loaf covered in ketchup. I found a recipe in Spanish for meat loaf, and sent her a link to it.

So, my question is, what should I do if she doesn't actually cook a meat loaf? Should I report her to some ICE hotline for Un-American activities? Or, more accurately, lack of American activities.