Lingerie Modeling (jack shack) in Dallas

You know you can jack off to free porn in your own domicile, don’t you?

I mean really…it is one thing if you pay to fondle titties, but you shouldn’t pay to fondle yourself. ROAR!!!

Can lions lick their own balls?

Don’t know any, but they’re essentially peep shows, right?

Paying someone to jerk off in front of them, when I can go to a free porn site and find whatever act I want on demand...

This place is turning into a Dutch Sex Guide. Disgusting.

I recall once attending a place in the Tampa Bay area that turned out to be like that (I jack myself) when I thought that it would be like the other places (she jacks me). I was disappointed. I was able to get good information about Houston from other internet resources. This one isn't really the right website for answers to this question.

Damn straight I can lick my own balls. But I’m not going to pay a female to rub one out while I go to town on my lion balls. I’ve got some frickin’ dignity. ROAR!!!

Hell, the rick can even lick his own asshole. What self respecting can’t do that? Amirite or amirite Puddy Tat my friend?

But I don’t lick my own asshole. I mean really…this rick is more than happy to enjoy some sexy sexy female eatin’ the ol’ brown eye. But I’m not doin’ it myself. ROAR!!!

Don't hate a guy for not liking what you like. JEEZ.

I have no idea about these joints, there used to be one in Seattle but it's gone now. There are 1,000,000 strippers who would rather you jack it yourself so that can be arranged at most SCs.