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Scientists say you may have a microplastic penis

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rickthelion

Ain’t nothin’ micro about no rick peen. ROAR!!!

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twentyfive

I used to ask my kids when they stood in front of the television “have you guys been eating plastic food cause I can see right through you.

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groundball

microplastics are stored in the balls

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TheOne&Only

I'm hoping all the Teflon will prevent cardiovascular disease

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rickthelion

^^ ricks don’t have plastic balls either. We’ve got frickin’ cast iron balls. ROAR!!!

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