Scientists say you may have a microplastic penis

Ain’t nothin’ micro about no rick peen. ROAR!!!

I used to ask my kids when they stood in front of the television “have you guys been eating plastic food cause I can see right through you.

microplastics are stored in the balls

I'm hoping all the Teflon will prevent cardiovascular disease

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ricks don’t have plastic balls either. We’ve got frickin’ cast iron balls. ROAR!!!