Scientists say you may have a microplastic penis

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• rickthelion

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  4 months ago

  Ain’t nothin’ micro about no rick peen. ROAR!!!
• twentyfive

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  4 months ago

  I used to ask my kids when they stood in front of the television “have you guys been eating plastic food cause I can see right through you.
• groundball

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  4 months ago

  microplastics are stored in the balls
• gammanu95

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  4 months ago

  I'm hoping all the Teflon will prevent cardiovascular disease
• rickthelion

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  4 months ago

  ^^
  ricks don’t have plastic balls either. We’ve got frickin’ cast iron balls. ROAR!!!