beguiled

"struggled for 30 minutes"

Look at the smile on his face. Snake head must be great.

Ask for a rimjob.

I beat my dick like it owes me money.

Way two gullible two be a dude.

Stay home when you have a cold sore. It's dark in the club and not fair to the customers.

lol, jinx

lol, jinx

Myth: Hot chicks just want your money.
Fact: Hot chicks just want your money.

Myth: Your dick is big.
Fact: Your dick is big.

Myth: I only do…

fuck her in the mouth

It's ok to put your toong in their ass, not in their mout.

I feel smarter already!

This sounds like the perfect time to forget a bitch.

I agree with lopaw.

I anilingus strippers like I'm tha Human Centipede.

firsties!

The joint experience is true about making sushi.

total whale joke

Papi, I haven't been to Sands in 25 years. I would assume that VIP room is private and naughty. Restrictions, lol. …

I believe The Sands has new VIP rooms. Pandora's has no VIP rooms.

i havent been there in 25 years. i think their lapdance prices are $40 but worth it kind of thing? its hard…

I no longer support Kitten's. ROBs

Haven't been to Follies. Pandora's and The Sands are the easier games in town.

Put your wiener inside one of them, wiggle it around until it leaks. Repeat with the other.

I like the scratch-n-dent dayshift bishes. I don't like the young hottie attitude of airdance evenings.

I can't see shit. Tiny avatars suck, owner please fix. I can't see Nina's boobs, or PD83's uterus. Please upgrade avatar…