Comments by beguiled (page 7)

lol, drunk posting today, woot.

OP is a cyber-tranny. Get your balls to the club and spew a few on some tittayes to get straight again.

4got2 and me want to see the cookie shooter.

chippendales

I fucked a pomegranate.

DONT TRY TO MAKE OUT WITH HER IN THE LOBBY!!! LOL

If you like this girl's touch, don't screw it up. You can go to rubmaps.com and figure out where to go that isn't backpagey. $40 bucks at the desk for 30 minutes, hint $40 tip on the flip without talking like a cop might get you an oily jerk off with a finger in the ass. Ask for the punch card, every 10th sin is free.

If she didn't tease your dick already, don't get your hopes up. You apparently didn't creep her out yet. They like text appointments because it's easier. She has to deflect happy ending innuendos and OTC offers every day. Don't be that guy. If she's hot, there's nothing wrong with having a blue balls real massage. It's good for you.

CUSTIE

Bishes be crazy. I want this to be a "script" for a "reality show".

If I open a bottle of amaretto di saronno, I will drink the whole bottle in one sitting. other brands, i dont like at all.

Quit taking your purse to the showclub, you tosser.

Starlight69 on TUSCL sounds a lot like Selina M on Stripperweb. Nice work brother TUSCL troll.

I used to stay up late and totally jerk it to those Aerobicise whores. Damn.

Lemme know when you finish. I eat stripper ass like I'm the Human Centipede!

I once reported that somebody blew their nose on the VIP curtain.

I really should have gone to the fucking strip club tonight.

Ha ha, that guy looks like the blow up copilot from Airplane! The Movie.

lol, *waist deep, FU CaraLynn, lol.

I'm waste deep in these baristas this year. They love when you bring them food. It's nice seeing tail in the daylight. My stripper misses me. Times are good. Anyone will get rich opening one of these drive through strip clubs. Just let me do the interviews.

Obviously we're talking about LDK82, right?

Great movie. Jennifer is a lame stripper.

I like to smell the peach before putting it in the basket, so there's no surprises later.

I dunno, bunnies are pretty cute and they don't talk back.

lol, papi, good stuff