Comments by beguiled (page 8)

Fuck that, Washington bikini baristas are the diamond in the rough. They want kink for free.

Times are so slow, that a bitchy hard ass stripper is resorting to sweet talk trying to get me to reply.

Tropic Thunder

Wahhh, where's mine? :(

Everyone just needs to get laid.

Juicer! That red headed avatar is smoking. Do you have access to that? I'd go broke in a hurry.

Why am I getting a boner now?

Um, yah, baby. riiiiight.

Strippers don't let bleeding keep them from work.

Are you guys fucking with me? I can't see shit.

*too hard, dumbass, lol.

No Adam's Apple... I'm game, no fear!

Last night, I called my dom Princess and told her I was going to teabag her sassy mouth. It didn't even phase her, she misses my wallet THAT much. I thought for sure I had hell coming. Sure, she'll kick me in the balls later when I don't expect it, but I'm enjoying my temporary man-card. Stripper Taunting FTW!

Hey, I found it. It's on the sidewalk, a car was blocking your view http://imgur.com/gallery/UAMuLzg

Facesitting

Hell yes. Did I miss the memo saying whale avatars suddenly went out of style?

Hands off bitches, this shit aint free.

I would eat barista ass like I'm The Human Centipede.

You smoke a lot of chemicals when you roll blunts with hundred dollar bills.

$98? I'd rather just buy a blow job.

I just got back from one of these drive through strip clubs, they're everywhere out here. http://imgur.com/UlHbsOC

It's a sting.

He had to take on another paper route, so he can afford to squirt in his pants.

"struggled for 30 minutes" Look at the smile on his face. Snake head must be great.

Ask for a rimjob.