Getting explicit with it
larryfisherman
California
What's the naughtiest thing a stripper has ever said to you ITC? What about the naughtiest thing you've ever said to a stripper ITC?
I don't have too many instances of strippers saying naughty things. But one time this stripper said to me, "Are you gonna let me suck your dick?" How could I refuse that offer? :)
One time I said to a stripper, "I want to eat your pussy!" She just laughed it off, nothing happened.
I don't have too many instances of strippers saying naughty things. But one time this stripper said to me, "Are you gonna let me suck your dick?" How could I refuse that offer? :)
One time I said to a stripper, "I want to eat your pussy!" She just laughed it off, nothing happened.
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Well shit. Turned out the head was awesome.
A dancer once said "Do you see the cum stains on this couch?"
I've had a couple strippers ask me if I wanted to titty fuck them and cum on their tits. I've one dancer tell me her VIP cost was all inclusive (and it was). I asked one dancer what a specific amount of money would get me in the VIP and she said she'd fuck me (and she did).
I had one dancer that was giving me a BBBJ, when I was getting close to finishing I asked her where I should cum (something I should have negotiated before hand I suppose) but she surprised me and said anywhere I wanted. She let me cum in her mouth.
I obliged her.
* I don't have a gag reflex
* I like to swallow
* I wanna blow you
etc.
In a non-extras club (well, officially -- it turns out BJs are possible in the VIP room!) I was getting lappers recently from a beautiful Armenian chick who had the long black hair, olive skin, almond-shaped eyes, and voluptuous body of Kim Kardashian. I told her that she looked like a younger, hotter KK and she thanked me, saying, "Yeah, I get that a lot!" Then I said "I'll tell you what -- I'll fantasize that you're Kim and you can pretend that I'm a light-skinned Kanye with a bigger dick." She cracked up! By the way, the lappers eventually turned into a VIP room session ending with a [covered] BJ.
I told this one bitch to eat my ass whole
But I've gone on at great length with some describing in anatomical detail the FS I would do with her. If approached gradually, it often goes over extremely well. And of course what the girl wants is delivery, not just more talk.
In a club where you can deliver, for a fee, I don't think they would go along with that much talk.
SJG
:)
SJG
I admire your subtlety
:)
Just think how nice it will be when I have my small motorhome for the parking lot. And yes, that will have a sort of a bathroom too, so anal will not be ruled out!!!!
But how many strip clubs would let me get away with that?
There are some strip clubs which look more like truck stops. So I would assume that would be okay there.
SJG
1) In Houston at Club Legends (black club) circa 2012 pre-crackdown by the city - dances were done in back in pretty-private dance booths - I ask a very attractive brickhouse AA (had the body and face) for some lap-dances - we enter the dance-booth - first thing she does b/f anything starts and even b/f she takes anything off is to stand in front of me with her left-hand on her hip and her right hand holding a condom and says - "so - do you wanna suck or fuck?" - she wasn't bashful (thank god for strippers)
2) About 3 weeks ago at a mixed dive down-here in South FL - me and a well-endowed AA had been groping each other on the floor for a couple of songs - we proceed to the curtained dance-booths for some dances - as soon as we're in there she looks at me dead in my PL-eyes and says "do you want the best blowjob of your life?" - I guess - it was good and it didn't just stop at a good BBBJ