Reviews

38 reviews by DollarRalph

1320 II

Springfield, VA

Like other reviewers, I'm not sure what to make of this SC

Not your typical SC. Pretty run down place, chairs are worn out, uncomfortable, etc. I heard the whole strip mall will be knocked down next year -- if that's the case it won't pay to…

10 yrs ago

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Still dead and with good reason

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Stopped in a few weeks ago for my 3rd visit here. I haven't been able to make up my mind about this place. While the other visits were so-so, this was disappointing, even annoying. I had…

10 yrs ago

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, WV

First time here, better than I expected.

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I hadn't been to a WVA club in a few years but was up in the area for a few days, saw this place's TUSCL reviews and gave it a shot. I arrived about 7:30pm…

10 yrs ago1

1320 II

Springfield, VA

Earlier reviewer was right -- Monday's not a great day/night

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I came back after about a month. Last visit was on a Tuesday and I remember be surprised at the quality of the dancers. This time, it was a bit more mixed. Two attractive dancers…

10 yrs ago1

Camelot

Washington, D.C., DC

Subpar visit for a normally very consistent club

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

First visit in a month or two and I was stunned at how quiet it was at lunch time on a Friday (today.) Seemed to be only 4 dancers on the shift although a 5th…

11 yrs ago

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Expensive, snobby, great lighting, nice club decor but not that hot

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

My 2nd visit here. Last time was 8-9 months ago, I didn't feal any urgency to rush back. 2nd visit wasn't much different than the first. Downstairs bar was open this time, last time it was…

11 yrs ago

Richard's Rendezvous

Richmond, VA

Very unusual (maybe quirky is the...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Very unusual (maybe quirky is the right word) club. I've been to many SCs in a number of states but I don't remember one quite like this. Location is near the Squirrels baseball stadium which…

11 yrs ago1

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, MD

This is based on several visits....

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

This is based on several visits. This has become a good SC. Strange location, but nice well lit parking lot. Club is newly renovated and it looks great, pretty upscale. Beautiful dancers, some friendly. Stage…

11 yrs ago

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD

This is based on 2 Friday...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

This is based on 2 Friday afternoon visits -- last week and yesterday. Very different experiences. Last week, I arrived about 6:20pm (Friday happy hour is 4-7) and the place was pretty dead. There was a…

11 yrs ago

Camelot

Washington, D.C., DC

IMHO, by far the best of...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

IMHO, by far the best of the DC clubs; only Archibald’s is even close. But as so many have pointed out, DC laws make DC clubs very tame, Camelot included. Camelot’s outside was updated a…

11 yrs ago

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

I read the other TUSCL reviews...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I read the other TUSCL reviews of this place and figured I'd see what this was like. Visited about 7pm on a Thursday evening. I had tried to visit last night but they door guys…

11 yrs ago

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, MD

My first visit to FN. I've...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

My first visit to FN. I've visited other Baltimore area clubs for years but always use TUSCL to decide which are worth trying. Until recently, FN never sounded like it was worth a visit. Recent…

11 yrs ago

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

Probably the best club in Northern...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Probably the best club in Northern VA, but you can do better in DC (Camelot) and Maryland (many Baltimore clubs). Still if the you want a place to stop and have a beer and watch…

11 yrs ago