Posts by Missionary

A lot of senseless killings and hate has been going on. It's time for missionary to preach the word of the lord. My main message is: spread love and peace, not hate. Jesus Christ says worship him. Be a disciple of…

I am Clackport's alter ego. While Clackport is cool, there are differences between us. The main thing is I say the things he's too afraid to say. If a hot girl with long hair that you're dating cuts her hair Halle…

All right TUSCL, Missionary is dating a stripper. I just couldn't resist that body. She's a few years older than me. We've been on a few dates, we've haven't been to each other's house yet. I'm going to her house…

As I kid I watched professional wrestling, even though I knew it was fake. It was enertaining as hell. Who were some of your favorite wrestlers? My ATF was Stone Cold Steve Austin. That Texas hillbilly lol. I liked his attitude…

Just got back from my church missionary, in the gospel today it said teach your brothers and sisters something new today, so I'll impart some new wisdom on you today! Let's talk about kissing. Nobody likes a bad kisser. It can…

Roses are red, violets are blue You look good, with me on top of you I called you a whore, I didn't mean it, I'm bipolar I want you in my system like you're solar You're a stripper that's focused, you always smart Get money,…

I have no idea how many strippers are in the United States, but if you took all the strippers in the U.S., give a estimate of what percent suck and fuck for money OTC and/or ITC or are at least…

"I'll break a five for that." LMAO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqhieniHqis

There's still four games left in the season, but if the season ended right now, who do you think should be MVP? Aaron Rodgers was the frontrunner early in the season, but he has cooled off, and the Packers have lost…

I think either NinaBambina is fabricating how much money she makes being a "clean" dancer, or if she is making great money, then she is doing extra things to make the money just like all the other Detroit girls. There, is…

Shit I was in bible study today, and I heard that people want me back, so I raced back over here. I've heard I'm a big bad bully. I've heard I take the number one spot as biggest troll. I've…

Does anyone here actually believe that hoe (oops I mean stripper) when she says she's raking in a lot of money working in Detroit not doing extras? Yeah right! Bitch you know you sucking cock! Don't try to fool anyone here!