Comments by Meursault (page 2)

No problem with them, which is strange because I hate tattoos and nose piercings.

A. I charge less if you let me swallow.

Why did you stop beating your wife? When did you quit torturing children?

Charo was even gross for the 70s. I did break up with a girl I was seeing in high school when I found out she blew Pauley Shore outside a comedy club. I didn’t mind the cheating, just couldn’t get past the Pauley Shore.

No brainer. Aren’t you guaranteed to get at least 5 girls of your choosing if you correctly employ “the system.”

I get the trident and net.

Guess we’ll find out at some point if money, connections and lawyers are enough to cover your ass when you help run child rape island.

FYI @eve, I’m not much, but I think I qualify as “anything” (if you don’t believe me, make a Venn diagram).

Hot enough, but I like a little hand action with my blow job and the arms look a little short.

Did Bogart’s open? I don’t have any business in Detroit this month, but I might swing by just for a protest blow job.

If you don’t think this is political, ask yourself what happened to “flattening the curve.” Now that the curve has flattened, what is the justification? Will you submit to shutdowns to stop next years flu which spreads the same way and also kills the elderly and infirm?

The article states your odds of contracting the virus are 1 in 4,300 on the plane. Since the majority of COVID infections are asymptomatic or mild, you are not taking a significant risk at all. Your odds of dying from a fall or choking on food are much much greater. A better approach would be to start using a wheelchair and only eat food that has been pureed and consumed with a straw.

Decmeber 1981, the last game at Met stadium for my beloved Vikings. Cheifs beat the Vikes in a low scoring game because Joe Sensor (future husband of future killer Amy) dropped a pass on the 1 inch line, then all hell broke loose as the parents of today's Minnesota hooligans began dismantling the stadium to take home souvenirs.

Never in a raid, but I was @ Bogart's in 2018 when 2 cops came in (wearing their regular uniforms) and just stood next to the restroom. Not sure what was going on, but I didn't go upstairs until they left.

Mahomes is the best player in the NFL. He earned his contract. Clark Hunt, the CEO of the Chiefs, has earned exactly nothing but will gain a lot from the success that Mohomes will bring (and already has brought) the Chiefs.

... the ability to claim there is "institutionalized racism" without providing any evidence thereof. "Institutionalized" is an even more ludicrous claim the "systemic." Libtards are so sad that they aren't living in 1950.

Unrelated to this thread, but since the topic of food in Detroit came up, I'd like to recommend one of my favorite places that I hope is hanging on in these tough times for restaurants: El Barzon. If it is open, and you are in Detroit give them a try. Also interested to know what jackslash recommends for food just in case I ever start traveling for business (and strippers) again.

The only fast food I eat near DTW is Del Taco. I know it isn't good, but at this point it is a tradition. Not a lot of good food near the airport unless you really like shawarma or coney dogs (which I do, but apparently not as much as the people in the DTW area).

Don't follow Desean Jackson and don't really care what he tweets. I find it humorous though that "txtittyfag" is the "future." Better to be a dinosaur if that is the alternative.

No reason to go to any Detroit area club until they are running the full Detroit VIP again. Even before COVID that meant getting outside of Detroit proper and into Inkster or Romulus.

I wouldn’t go to any Minneapolis strip club. There hasn’t been a good club within 100 miles of that shit hole since Jake’s in Coates closed.

OrangeLover makes the only relevant point.

Wowwww. So glad to waste your time loser. Those emojis really make you seem intelligent. You aren't educating anyone and it isn't condescending to use complete sentences. I realize, of course, that you weren't attempting to be condescending in anyway when you said that I have to pay for sex. You may think that being a woman gives you some special shield that allows you to talk shit, without having to get any back, but you're wrong. If you read this thread even someone with your limited intellectual capacity can see that it was you and not me that started the name calling.

The Good the Bad and Ugly is tough to beat. Standoff at the end was greatly enhanced by his score.

^ Wiffle, you're an idiot. You need to do some research and learn to do at least rudimentary statistical analysis. You've never corrected me, only deluded yourself. Since 93% of COVID deaths have 2.5 other comorbidities (CDC numbers not mine, so don't bother correcting) even someone as obviously stupid as you should realize that lockdowns for the healthy are foolish. On a side note, how stupid do you have to be to accuse someone of "having" to pay for sex based on the information that they are on the same website as you. I guess if you put a childish emoji at the end of your post it makes you think you said something insightful or witty.