What is a stripper least likely to say?

13 comments

• Cashman1234

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  4 years ago

  That’s one of the least likely things! Of course - I’ll give you a refund!
• Tetradon

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  4 years ago

  "I won't do more for you next time, I'm just saying I will to drain more of your money."
• crazyjoe

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  4 years ago

  Shit!
• Meursault

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  4 years ago

  A. I charge less if you let me swallow.
• whodey

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  4 years ago

  A. I enjoyed that so much I can't take your money, in fact I am going to pay you the $500 we had talked about instead.
• IceyLoco

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  4 years ago

  I appreciate you so much. You just paid for my mans car insurance.
• DenimChicken

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  4 years ago

  You know what - I'm just not attracted or interested in you at all.
• IceyLoco

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  4 years ago

  Here's my text free number that I text all my tricks from when I ask for money Thanks to you i don't have to suck dick for coke. I can just pay for it now.
• rattdog

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  4 years ago

  careful jack-i actually have met 2 strippers that were english majors. here's something that a stripper would never say, "i would love to suck off san jose guy's cock 'til he can;t cum no more."
• gSteph

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  4 years ago

  A. Your hands are so nice I'd like to give you another dance for free.
• JamesSD

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  4 years ago

  "I really loved math in high school" "I don't drink or do drugs"
• rl27

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  4 years ago

  Sorry James, I have heard strippers say both of those. The first one I may believe, but the second I never will.
• rl27

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  4 years ago

  One I thought I would never hear of but had one tell me last year. "I must warn you I sometimes lose control of my bladder if I have had too much to drink," from a dancer who was way beyond having too much to drink. Needless to say I skipped her.