What is a stripper least likely to say?

That’s one of the least likely things!

Of course - I’ll give you a refund!

Shit!

A. I charge less if you let me swallow.

A. I enjoyed that so much I can't take your money, in fact I am going to pay you the $500 we had talked about instead.

You know what - I'm just not attracted or interested in you at all.

careful jack-i actually have met 2 strippers that were english majors.

here's something that a stripper would never say, "i would love to suck off san jose guy's cock 'til he can;t cum no more."

A. Your hands are so nice I'd like to give you another dance for free.

"I really loved math in high school"

"I don't drink or do drugs"

Sorry James,

I have heard strippers say both of those.

The first one I may believe, but the second I never will.

One I thought I would never hear of but had one tell me last year.

"I must warn you I sometimes lose control of my bladder if I have had too much to drink," from a dancer who was way beyond having too much to drink.

Needless to say I skipped her.