Close To A Deal, But No Cigar

Bare Assets is clearly the king of the Port Richey area strip club hill. It’s in a nice building fronting on Highway 19. A stretch limo was parked out front when my Uber driver dropped me off about midnight. The cover charge is $7, but is waived for military.

The club is very nice. I would not call it super fancy, there is nothing in the area that fancy, but it has a nice upscale look, and everything is clean and well maintained. The main club area is kind of L-shaped. You turn right at the door and at the end of the short leg of the L there is a small pit type stage. To the left of the long leg of the L is the bar, with seating along both legs of the L.

The club was crowded with both customers and dancers, but there were some open seats at the bar, so I took one, ordered a $4 beer, and scanned the club. It was chock full of good looking dancers. I don’t think there were any I would rate under a 7, a good number of 8s, 9s, and even a few I think most would agree were solid 10s. The vast majority, maybe all of, of the girls were white. I can’t remember if I saw any AAs. As I found out, there were also a lot of Cubans.