There I am at a Jasonās Deli having a soup and salad bar when I spot a decent looking girl who looks like she has made some poor life decisions and makes my dick tingle. She is with her kid and wearing a low cut dress with plenty of cleavage and titties about to flop out. Some bad tats, needs a lesson in proper makeup application, and a trailer trash look to her. The kind of gal you want to do tequila shots with then skullfuck and aim for the eyes. And the type that looks like she would enjoy it. While Iām eating those big ass uncut carrots (wtf Jason Deli) and trying to spot some nip slip all of a sudden her big ass friend sits down in front of her with a bowl of ranch soup topped with salad accoutrements and completely blocks my view. Get out the way you big ass biotch! Lol. Wildebeest ruined my dam lunch. Rant over.
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last comment...So youāre mad the wildebeest blocked your view of the womanās kid?
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You liked eating the uncut carrots?
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So youāre mad the wildebeest blocked your view of the womanās kid?
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Sure. Good to see your reading comprehension skills are still at a āSee spot runā level. š
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I hate when that shit happens - you're out and about and get blessed by their being a hot-chick dressed sexy and you're enjoying the view then some fat-slob ruins it - I too in my mind curse at her "MOVE YOUR FUCKING FAT ASS".
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Where's rickthelion when you need him. Sheesh....š
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"who looks like she has made some poor life decisions and makes my dick tingle. She is with her kid and wearing a low cut dress with plenty of cleavage and titties about to flop out. Some bad tats, needs a lesson in proper makeup application, and a trailer trash look to her."
Pistola, do you actually know anyone in real life who lets you talk like this in their presence?
SJG
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There outta be a law against ugly-chicks blocking the view of hot-chicks - I mean really - be more self-aware you fat-slob, focus less on the slurpee in front of you and more that your fat-ass is in the way - jeesh
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Someone lacks self control and hasn't been properly socialized
If you were that imterwsted you should have talked to her
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Papi Chulo +1, he knows 'sup
SJG - yes because I can deliver language like this is in a comedic Bill Burr way which it was intended it ain't a thing. At least I'm not talking bout gettin pegged by strapons.
IL - I was only interested in an interesting view for lunch. Troll harder bro
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Not trolling just keeping it real
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Pistola, your comedy sucks!
SJG
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I found this hysterically funny. Only a progressive would not.
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^^^^ skibum you would not get to talk like that in my f2f presence either!
SJG
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SJG, you spend 6 hours daily on here arguing with members about your sexual affiliations, so how come you also claim to be engaged 24/7 in local
Politics and building your organization? Maury Povich told me that the results on your politics and organization too, is a lie!
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Pistola, your comedy sucks!
SJG
So do the vast majority of your 150 posts a day including the random addons nobody gives 2 fuks about. Now be useful and tell us how you would like Bernie Sanders to peg you with a 9" vibrator.
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pistola, you just don't get it. You are not to be tolerated.
SJG
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