Two undernourished egos, four rotating hips

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conan_mac_morna
If there's anything hotter than a gorgeous woman straddling me, arms around my neck and riding my diamond-hard cock, putting on a very convincing buildup to orgasm while Massive Attack plays in the background, I don't want to know what it could be.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

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docsavage
Indiana
2 years ago
I've been in strip clubs maybe 500 times and have never heard Massive Attack being played. "Teardrop" would be nice to hear. Trip Hop is not a genre played much in Indiana strip clubs. I've heard Portishead, Morcheeba, Sneaker Pimps, Bjork maybe one time each. More strip club music variety would be nice.
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Iknowbetter
2 years ago
Showing my age, and lack of relevancy here. But what in the hell are you guys talking about?
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san_jose_guy
money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
2 years ago
Lava from the Mt. Vesuvius eruption buried Pompeii, and that preserved their brothels, giving an unexpected view of how much their entire society revolved around prostitution.

SJG
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conan_mac_morna
An ounce of perception, a pound of obscure
2 years ago
@Doc I used to spin the fuck out of Blue Lines and Protection. When Unfinished Sympathy starts, the couches instantly fill up.
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