If there's anything hotter than a gorgeous woman straddling me, arms around my neck and riding my diamond-hard cock, putting on a very convincing buildup to orgasm while Massive Attack plays in the background, I don't want to know what it could be.
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I've been in strip clubs maybe 500 times and have never heard Massive Attack being played. "Teardrop" would be nice to hear. Trip Hop is not a genre played much in Indiana strip clubs. I've heard Portishead, Morcheeba, Sneaker Pimps, Bjork maybe one time each. More strip club music variety would be nice.