Advertisement
Bavarian

Posts

65 posts by Bavarian

Front Room

Do ugly bitches bank?

My CF cracks me up. I was tipping her on one of the stages when she tells me to turn around and check out the dancer on the main stage because she likes the way she dances. I turn around and…

Bavarian· 11 yrs ago 23

Front Room

Dodged a bullet - taking strippers shopping

Hello TUSCLers, Now I know why you guys are adamant against offering to take a stripper, shopping. I know that a stripper's time ITC is worth at a minimum, $400 per hour. In my PL mind, I figured that her time OTC…

Bavarian· 11 yrs ago 30

Front Room

Need some life advice

Good evening ladies (lopaw,diva,dancer), gentlemen, and trolls in my ignore list I would like to tap into the collective wisdom of TUSCL and ask for opinions on how I have lived my life so far. About me: Mid 30s male Never dated so…

Bavarian· 11 yrs ago 48

Front Room

Where are you guys watching the Mayweather/Pacquiao fight?

I can't make up my mind. I've been scouting strip clubs because the cover charge pays for the fight. Other establishments, like restaurants charge about $15. The thing that sucks about watching boxing at strip clubs is that there is no…

Bavarian· 11 yrs ago 1 16

Front Room

VIP - What am I missing?

I usually see my CF once a week and spend between $60 and $100 on lap dances Last time I saw her, she asked me why I didn't get a room. These are the room options. Price includes a bottle. The stripper's…

Bavarian· 11 yrs ago 1 25

Front Room

Really upset right now

Need to vent again ( I know this is not stripperweb. Sorry) To me, strippers should make me feel good about myself, not like shit. How ironic that I consider a stripper my CF when I have had more bad times…

Bavarian· 11 yrs ago 22

Front Room

Flashing the kitty in a topless club

When I get dances, I never ask to see the kitty. I've only had one dancer show me her kitty as part of the lap dance without me asking. She's very comfortable doing that because she also dances at a nude…

Bavarian· 11 yrs ago 20

Front Room

Handjobs

I have read reviews were the dancer reaches into the PL's pants and strokes him. That has never happened to me. I've had clothed stick shifting only. First of all, I would never pay for a handjob. I can do that…

Bavarian· 11 yrs ago 5 20

Front Room

Who's attracted to a dancer with an ass like the one on Jevo's avatar?

Not me. I don't care if your ass is big, I don't want any cottage cheese. I saw a new dancer last night with an ass exactly like that. She was hauling a bucket full of cash and she was just…

Bavarian· 11 yrs ago 1 6

Front Room

Musings of a PL who frequents a topless club in Dallas

What kind of restroom troll just sits there an plays on his phone. Hey bud, if you want to earn a tip, turn on the faucet or hand me a towel. I know you are a restroom troll but that does…

Bavarian· 11 yrs ago 12

Front Room

Would you smell a dancer's ass?

I have seen guys stick their nose in the dancer's butt crack. I don't like it that close and personal, but I do like to admire their ass, because it turns me on more than boobs. During a lap dance, if she…

Bavarian· 11 yrs ago 2 33

Front Room

Dallas strip club drama

It had been a couple of months since I had stopped at Jaguars. It's a nude club but I don't visit as often as Baby Dolls, which is topless and has more attractive dancers. My first time at Jaguars was…

Bavarian· 11 yrs ago 11

Front Room

Am I doing this right?

Gentlemen, After 1 year in the hobby and thousands of dollars spent on dances, i have come to the conclusion that I am not doing this right. I have halted getting dances until I figure something out. First of all, it's difficult for…

Bavarian· 11 yrs ago 14

Front Room

Fool me once shame on you! Fool me twice shame on me!

I got fooled twice! So I went to see the Mayweather fight and I see two smoking hot strippers I've been wanting to get dances from. The first one turned out to be a total bitch. I would not be surprised…

Bavarian· 12 yrs ago 8

Front Room

Dancer does not want my money?

Hello comrades. I am fairly new to the hobby and I am just amazed about how unreliable some dancers can be! I was smitten by a young, beautiful latina dancer, so I asked for her cell phone # the second time I…

Bavarian· 12 yrs ago 24
Advertisement