Do ugly bitches bank?
Bavarian
My CF cracks me up.
I was tipping her on one of the stages when she tells me to turn around and check out the dancer on the main stage because she likes the way she dances. I turn around and recognize her because she had asked me for a dance earlier. I tell my CF, I don't care how good she dances, she's ugly.
She blows a fuse and in a loud voice says "ugly bitches bank!" I tell her if they bank it's because they are doing extras. She says "no, they bank because they know how to talk to customers"
Yeah, right. To me the strip club is a fantasy. I am not paying big bucks for an ugly bitch. There is no way they can sweet talk me into buying a lap dance if I don't find them attractive.
I guess it does not help that the dancer I called ugly turned out to be a SC friend of hers :-)
I am being objective here. If my CF is a 9, her friend is a 4.
I was tipping her on one of the stages when she tells me to turn around and check out the dancer on the main stage because she likes the way she dances. I turn around and recognize her because she had asked me for a dance earlier. I tell my CF, I don't care how good she dances, she's ugly.
She blows a fuse and in a loud voice says "ugly bitches bank!" I tell her if they bank it's because they are doing extras. She says "no, they bank because they know how to talk to customers"
Yeah, right. To me the strip club is a fantasy. I am not paying big bucks for an ugly bitch. There is no way they can sweet talk me into buying a lap dance if I don't find them attractive.
I guess it does not help that the dancer I called ugly turned out to be a SC friend of hers :-)
I am being objective here. If my CF is a 9, her friend is a 4.
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But the most popular girls probably provide good service.
"Not my type" is far classier. We're all shallow, but we don't have to wear it proudly.
I would rather spend my time, and money, on a 7 with a great personality than a 9 that can't carry on a conversation.
I have a badge that says "I am shallow!". :)
Variety is the the spice of life!!
Since there's only one club that I like to visit now, apparently I might see some dancers more often. I think I got more dances last night than I have in several weeks.