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11 years ago
"Sounds about right" every few posts cracked me up.
If I get a number I only give them 2 chances and then tell myself thank you for saving me some money.
Most of the time I try to get a number just to see if I can. The chase is half the fun logic. Since most want more money than I want to spend plus it probably won't happen even if I try I get to go with the illusion that I could have fucked her.
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11 years ago
Shit I thought I was the only one with the soft hands comments! :(
But half the strippers I've met have rougher hands than me, especially the AA ones.
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11 years ago
This kid is 2,3,& 4 years old all in the same article.
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11 years ago
What could possible go wrong!
http://www.theindychannel.com/news/local-news/impd-dancers-stole-21k-from-man-who-used-card-in-club-venus
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11 years ago
My strategy on these video's that go viral are to assume they are fake until proven otherwise.
Take that Jimmy Kimmel!
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11 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is
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11 years ago
Maybe b/c a guy liking porn is not news worthy but Benny Hill music is nostalgic.
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11 years ago
I vote fake. The way the camera fell looked unrealistic plus of course it landed in just the right place.
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11 years ago
http://thedirty.com/2014/02/club-e11even-is-a-disaster/
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11 years ago
What a weird setup. The club gets more than the girl. Plus you have to committ to 3 songs. What if she sucks! You're out $41.
I'd never go to a club with that setup, at least not get any dances.
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11 years ago
I guess anythings possible.
He clearly was at the club as his description and 3 dances for $41 matches other reviews(btw what's with that odd price?) which he wouldn't have been able to see until having a review posted.
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11 years ago
I didn't mean it was literally Benny Hill music just that it reminded me of it. Plus 70's game shows.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
But it does sound like literally Herb Alpert, never heard of him before.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
How dare she give Lauderhill a bad name, where I also live.
I don't recognize her from the nearest club to where about she lives, Vegas Cabaret, but there are other options that are also open until 4am not that far away.
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11 years ago
I only go to clubs where the line is to get out of the club!
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Every time I read a thread from SW, a site I don't visit but may click on a link, I think these strippers are totally different than the ones I know.
For that matter I don't think I would get dances from a girl if I somehow knew she were a SW poster.
P.S. To display mikeya02 link remove the "A" the beginning in the url box.
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11 years ago
I will trade anyone my beanie baby collection for their bitcoins.
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11 years ago
Some people are just gifted with certain body parts.
Kinda like my 4 inch dick. No implants required.
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11 years ago
Her ass pretty much matched her legs and upper body so hard to say.
I thought this was the woman on The View last week who supposedly had the best butt.
http://nypost.com/2014/02/21/jen-selter-teaches-barbara-walters-how-to-take-butt-selfie/
I think these two need to have a butt off.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Surprised you never heard of it. When did you first come to Miami? I first found out about it from the independentgirls.com website. Looking at my stripclub spreadsheet I went AND spent money there from 7/04-7/05 on 7 occasions. If I went and got no dances I wouldn't record the visit. I'm actually surprised I had that many paid visits as I thought I only did the VIP a few times.
It was basically a whore house. No pretense. 15 minutes in all wooden VIP rooms. The bouncers had the condoms. Mainly Spanish women from what I remember. Since it was more whore house than stripclub mostly 4's and under.
In approx the last year of it's existence, while the police were trying to get it shut down there were lots of news stories about it. New Times and such had stories about it.
Here's one article I found about it but there were lots more:
http://www.redorbit.com/news/technology/407819/former_salsa_club_attracts_notorious_crowd/
"Prostitution is not unheard of at strip clubs, but Miami-Dade police say the women operate blatantly and sex happens in any dark corner of the club."
I have to strongly disagree with the police on this. The sex didn't happen in dark corners, it happened in wooden booths. Come on police! :)
Using the search function here only turned this up:
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=13700
First comment: "There was a place in Miami called Centro Espanol...ghetto lil club that was literally NO HOLDS BARRED..anything freaking goes..ANYTHING!"
It recent was reopened as a club you reviewed three times. Seems you didn't realize the history you were visiting. Hopefully you didn't seat in any of my cum stains(lol).
https://www.tuscl.net/stripclub.php?DID=2860
Is there a way to pull up reviews of out of business clubs here? There's gotta be good reviews. But it was replaced by that other club.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Papi we used to have a stripped down version of HK with Centro Espanol. I was there a few times.
But alas it was shut down.
Apparently replaced by another club which isn't the same which might have already shut down.
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11 years ago
I do the same exact thing with HiLiter club.
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11 years ago
I don't think any S FL club features Asian women. Black, Spanish or white is one thing but not Asian.
Basic logic of the bigger the club the more likely some Asians being there. I see you reviewed Tootsies, that is your best bet.
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11 years ago
Her: What are you smiling about?
Me: I just got a blowjob
Her: So that new bathroom attendant is working out
Me: Yep
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11 years ago
I went to a peep show but then I had the urge to look into my neighbors bedroom windows.
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11 years ago
Yep he is Cannon but he is supposed to have died in 1994.