Comments by wildbourbon (page 3)

You just need to mentally add, "right now" or "at this moment" to the statement because that's what she really means.

Get a warrant and you'll be able to inspect the club yourself. It would be a lot more efficient than asking strangers on an internet forum, most of whom are not familiar with that club.

Airlines...@TiredTraveler. I used to travel about 3 weeks/mo., starting about 6 months after 9/11. Security was easy for me since I had a DOD badge but the airline folks got progressively less attentive as time went on. I now travel a lot less and I hate flying. The biggest bummer is that I was waiting for the time when the stewardesses were younger than I am but that hasn't happened. I'm approaching 40 and most of the stewardesses are grouchy, frumpy, and in their 50's.

After looking at her pictures, I believe she makes $50/night. Drew Barrymore wouldn't do much better...never found her attractive in the least. From Blythe's Instagram: "Trailer park trash meets toddlers & tiaras. I'm a dog mom, a chef, glitter whore, and a dancer. I'm grass fed & free range. Outlaw country!"

SJG- Thank you for completing the chiasmus for us. I guess now it can end?

Good Damn... If you can't find a good-looking Asian in LA--ON YOUR OWN--there ain't no way in hell we're going to be able to help you on the internets!

Gawker found a potential new ATF but when she took her clothes off, she was really a M to F tranny. Should he a) Stop judging since sex with a woman is the same as sex with a man pretending to be a woman? b) Keep looking?

How would I survive without TUSCL? Some dude on a Huffy just pulled up offering me discount-shelf Easter candy if I'd hop on the back and join his underground club. Sounds like a legit substitute for a place like this. All this racket about shutting down the internet while the real weirdos and creeps keep running loose.

Truck drivers still use those headsets. I saw one recently with a headset so big it looked like a ham radio was zip tied to his noggin. Fuckin' baller for the ladies at Taco Bell!

I deleted Facebook from my phone a couple of years ago and then finally deleted my account altogether about a year ago. I liked Facebook for keeping in touch with family and friends but they finally lost me completely when they stopped showing all my friends' posts on my timeline, instead picking and choosing which ones they wanted me to see. I also deleted Linkedin at the same time. Linkedin was just a competition to see who could post the most important job title on their profiles and never served a good purpose for me since I didn't need it for networking. My Instagram and Snapchat accounts have never been linked to my personal email and I use them exclusively to post my photography and follow strippers from the areas close to me. If I haven't met you or don't have a good chance of meeting you (at a club or at a photo shoot), I won't follow you.

I like when a dancer sticks her tits on my chest and slowly drags them down to my crotch. It's even better when she lifts my shirt up to do it. Never been a fan of tits in face unless the girls is clean. Most of the time tits smell like another man's saliva and that's a huge turnoff. Also, the pants buzz with the mouth is lame.

$10 to $20 depending on the cover and the cost of a drink. If it's a club with alcohol, the cost goes up another $20-$30 since I enjoy drinking and socializing. "a little talk and lots of reverent looking" -SJG So you're THAT kind of creeper? The girls have lots to say about you! "Gotta stretch that allowance money moms gives you as much as you can eh fucker!?!" -Shailynn Gotta save a little extra to buy Mommy some outfits to wear while she's cleaning his room.

She's 100% my type, minus the wig and lip work.

My type. Cute, has a talent, and isn't a land whale.

I saw a guy in his 20's fappin' it through his pant pocket. We were sitting at a circular stage and he was a couple of seats down from me just enough around the curve that he was in my peripheral view as I looked up at the dancer. She crawled over to him and it was very clear to the dancer and me about what was going on with his pants bobbing up and down. She got this horrified look, signaled the bouncer and the dude went from boner to goner.

It's a trap! Planet Earth elephant seal episode. lol.

You need counseling.

@PaulDrake That's what I do and it works well. Google: tuscl portland or tuscl PL and I get plenty of results quick and easy.

I don't see how a stripper's relationship with her parents correlates with a stripper getting a boob job. With your theory, how do you explain the number of women who are not strippers, have not been strippers, and won't ever be strippers but still get boob jobs? Also, I'm not sure you're a man who should be designating what behavior is "normative" and what behavior is not.

1. I don't know a thing about beer but living in hop country, I like the local IPAs. 2. I just know I don't like Stella Artois. Only had it a couple of times and it has a skunky aftertaste to me...like a skunk smell might taste. 3. When I lived in Kentucky, I really liked Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale and Blackberry Porter from Alltech/Lexington Brewing. Here in the NW I like Bale Breaker IPA, Space Dust IPA, and Ninkasi Oatis Stout. 4. ??? 5. Don't think I've had malt liquor.

I have to drive to Seattle or Portland, each being about 150 miles from my house. I have to make trips out of my visits.

Why get their phone numbers when you can join SJG's organization instead? SJG's Organization linked below--Includes the explanation as to why he uses "we" when he talks about the members of his tree house club. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84TouqfIsiI

I think they're perfectly comparable...married political whores cheating with lady whores. Both of them. Either we criticize them both or we leave them both alone. The media went out of their way to pardon Clinton and they're going out of their way to take down Trump, even though they're both doing the same thing...having sex with women who are not their spouses. And Twentfive...you're right. Clinton was impeached for lying under oath, not for having sex with an intern in the WH. Trump's women: Stormy Daniels and now Karen McDougal. Clinton's women: Monica Lewinsky and Paula Jones. I think I give Trump the victory for his choice in women. In Clinton's defense, any woman is a step up from Hillary in both the looks and nagging departments.

I was thinking the same thing about the girls...maybe 1 or 2 who I'd bed, even now. The rest would describe themselves as BBW, which we all know means obese. Twenty years ago in a HS of a little over 1,000 students, I can remember 1/2 dozen obese girls and about a dozen thick girls. The rest were normal to skinny. Now when I go to HS games it seems like the exact opposite is true and there are even land whales on the cheer team and dance team.

I had a robust security system at my old job. We had cameras at each entry/exit plus all loading docs, the manager's office (my office), overlooking employee lockers/time clock, and in the lobby. The system would automatically overwrite the old data when the hard drive filled up, which was about every 90 days. When I needed footage it was really easy to copy the video and send to corporate.