It’s like when a stripper says “You’re the first guy whose done that to me!”
If you take it at face value - you might think she’s almost a virgin.
If you notice the imaginary asterisk after the statement - you’ll realize you’re the first guy today, or the first guy since her last customer, etc.
Depends what's she's talking about...If it's doing her taxes or fixing her car, she might be telling the truth! if its anything sexual then highly doubtful. If it's giving her money forgetaboutit!
They always lie. Enjoy the moment and forget anything you’re told. They’ll get that money with their virginal stories, and you exploit them for the rest.
I believe them 100% of what I hear. Too bad I don’t listen or pay attention. Women in general tell men shit to make them special or jealous. Men say shit or spend money to get laid. That’s the nature of the game.
I kind of play a mind game with myself and try not to even decide if I believe them or not. I’m so cynical about what strippers say that I believe very little of it based on years of experience. But I also don’t like spending much mental effort evaluating their truthfulness because I want to have fun in the club and just go with the flow sometimes. So I try to remind myself that there is no reason for me to either believe or disbelieve what they say and I can’t know for certain one way or another. In other words, why does it matter if they are being truthful or not in most situations?
This has been addressed in previous threads...
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But your question can be answered by the following "My first time..." stripper shit formula I postulated:
100%/((Her age-17) * (How long she has been dancing in months)) squared = Probability it is not stripper shit. I would assign 50% as the floor if it is her first month dancing and she is 18 (as opposed to 100% per the formula).
If your talking about ever 99.99999%, there may be a slim chance she hasn’t danced long.
If she means today then it depends on how long shes been there. Half hour or less 33%. One hour 70%. Anything higher 100%.
She is probably only lying about 5% of the time. A certain subset says this to everyone, but for the most part it's code for "I have picked up on the glaring signs of an ego problem and I'm willing to work with you on that"
If you don't come off as a slut-shaming egotist, you probably won't hear this too often.
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