Reviews by BumHip

After spending too much time in The Pompano Triangle, I wanted to expand my horizons. I ended up at Cheetahs Hallandale on a Wednesday afternoon around 1:30. Plenty of parking when I got there, but…

First time back to Tootsie's since the before times (pre COVID). At 4pm ish on a Wednesday, the GIANT parking lot was about a quarter full. No cover, no temp check. There was a door…

It was the last day of my 9 day mongering in South Florida, I had visited the Pompano Golden Triangle many times so far this trip. I had originally planned on also hitting up Tootsies,…

This summary is the result of two separate visits. One on dayshift, and one on nightshift. The experiences could not have been more different. Most of us know that the sure thing in the Pompano…

This was my first time over the border since The Before Times, over a year ago. Even though people have been going there for months from The US, I didn't feel comfortable with a speak…

This is my overall rundown of my time at Diamond Dolls after a week in town. I took in 3 dayshifts, and a brief evening trip. First off, dayshift seemed slower than precovid, maybe the…

First time here. In a few words... I loved it. Cheetahs has an old school stip club vibe to it. It's not trying to be some upscale thing. It seemed clean, comfortable, and more importantly,…

I had put myself on a COVID lock down since March, (please do not come at me with any COVID politics, this is a strip club review, not FOX "News", or OAN) and haven't enjoyed…

Have taken a 6 month break from my PL life. But I can only be good for so long. So I reserved my room for Monday night. I roll up to the border around…

Did my normal thing, and parked on the U.S. side, then walked over. There were a couple things I did differently this trip. Some small, some bigger. First, When the Border Agent asked why I…

Was back in the area, and went through my standard routine. I head to Boobie Trap with the intention of not finding anything I want, then head over to Diamond Dolls for the main event.…

I know this place is hit or miss, and usually way more miss than hit, but when I'm in the area, and looking to do some damage, I stop in. I pay my buck to…

Made it to the border, and crossed with no issues. I don't know why I don't use the free shuttle they offer, but I always end up just taking a cab for $5. He drops…

Stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon around 3pm. Back in the day this was a prime location for extras, arranging OTC, or a little of both if you're a real degenerate like myself. I had…

Haven’t been to TJ since late summer. Wanted to head down there to do my normal (or abnormal depending on ones pont of view) PL mongering, and get a healthy (unhealthy probably) dose of debauchery.…

The pedestrian details about parking, and the layout have been played out a hundred times. The meat and potatoes are what we all want to know about. So here goes. I always look for girls…

Was in the area for a couple days and stopped in at The Trap twice. The first time was on a Wednesday afternoon. Got there around 3, had a beer, and surveyed the joint for…

I rolled up to Hustler around 10 pm. Self parked, walked up to the door, and saw just a short line. For some reason, the line didn’t move for about 10 minutes. When a…

I got to The Border around 7pm, as I usually do in the summer. I prefer to cross into Mexico in the daylight if possible. Honesty, I feel that way because of the atmosphere on…

Went to Adelits’s as a side trip. Like most TJ pl’s I was aiming at Hong Kong. After Checking into Hotel Casidas next door, and lurking around HK for a bit, I didn’t see any…

I have a fun trip to TJ planned for this Monday, and can't wait to tell you all about it later in the week, but was going stir crazy thinking about all the chica's I'm…

Went back to T.J. and my favorite spot, HK. I have never gotten a room there before for the night. I always paid the $17 for the half hour and went on my way. This…

Got across the "old" border at about 7pm. First stop was a the closest pharmacy. I remember a while back I picked up a 20 pack of 5mg Cilas there for about $70 American. This…

Was there two different times in 2 days. My first trip was on Thursday late afternoon, about 4 PM. There were about 20 girls there, including one of my ATF's. Extras are offered from every…

This review comes from Mid December before Christmas... If you have any "service industry" ID, like working on a casino, restaurant, bar, or something like that, you get 100% free drinks on Sunday nights. We…