ROUGH!

I was in Tampa for the first time in decades, but only for about 20 hours. Went to a Rays game on a Friday night, then headed over to Scarlett's. I honestly don't know why I picked this place. At least it was relatively close to my hotel. I had checked out some Tampa club reviews, and none of them jumped out at me either. So Scarlett's it was.

Easy enough free parking at 10:30 pm. There was however a $15 cover. The area the club is in was not too bad. Seems like it is on the fringes of the nightclub district. Club has a modest decor, and uncomfortable chairs to sit. One large center stage, with one girl on it most of the time. No alcohol served here. Got a Coke for what I think was $6. Server was the best looking thing in there. A 22 ish fit, short AA with a fun, chipper way about her. The girls... not good. They ranged from 4-7. They had every type of unattractive girl you could imagine. You want an overweight worn out white girl, they got that. You want a floppy boobed AA's, they got that. You even want a fat Asian with a million tats, that got that too.

So here is what happened when I finally saw a 7 that would make due. After all, I am a PL, and maybe I found a diamond in the rough. She walks up to me. A youthful looking 30 year old white spinner that told me she was born and raised in Florida. Had a cute face, blond hair, and plopped in my lap. She smelled great. So... she says there's a special. $60 for 3 songs in the VIP. I said let's go. She walks me up to a bartender, and says there's a $10 "room fee" to the club, and then asked me to buy her a drink for $10. Something about the entire place, and the feeling she was just going to upsell me more, and more, set me off. I told her I was no longer interested in spending time, or money with her, and simply walked out of this place.