Busy, but super expensive

I have a fun trip to TJ planned for this Monday, and can't wait to tell you all about it later in the week, but was going stir crazy thinking about all the chica's I'm going to have, and how many different ways I'm going to have them. Couldn't wait to see some T&A, so I went to The Hustler. Cover is free for locals if you have a locals VIP card. You have to pay to get in once, $10 if I remember correctly, then it's free after that. It also gets you reduced price drinks. I had to stand in line while some tool bouncer kept us all waiting for no reason. He was just trying to make it look like people were waiting to get in, you know for show. I barked at him why he was holding up the line. It moved along in a few minutes after that.

So I get patted down, and head in. I go to the upstairs bar, as I was ignored at the lower bar for 5 minutes. I got a beer, and a shot for $16 bucks with my VIP card. Not such a great deal, but I wasn't in the mood to drink too much, so whatever. When I went to seek a hottie to defile, I just didn't find anything that got me hot and bothered. When I did see a one that got my attention, she saw me staring, and sat on my lap. A STUNNING curvy Puerto Rican, with killer full C's, and spoke english very well. When I asked her how much for some private time, it was all SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE! $140 for 15 minutes in a semi private lap dance room, and $400 for 30 minutes in a more private room. $20 floor dances are not my thing. I need it all, and it was pretty crowded. Very little rule breaking could happen out in the open with no place to hide. TJ, and South Florida clubs have ruined me! For $400 in So Fla I could have a Cuban 10 for 30 minutes, and do ANYTHING. So back in the day when I had more dollars than sense, $500-1000 spent in a night was a common occurrence for me. I would leave several Vegas clubs with a mission accomplished, and a HUGE smile. But no more spending that kind of money me for just 30 minutes. I had the feeling I could have really done almost anything I wanted with her in the private room. She didn't come out and say it, but she implied it. That along with my successful total destruction of more than one stripper there in years past, I'm pretty sure for about $600 it would have been great. But here's the thing. For $500 in TJ, I can have 3 different 10's anyway I want, in a master suite, 3 meals, and 10 drinks So I politely declined her, tipped her $10 for letting me rub her butt, and the shoulder massage she gave me while we talked shop.

If money means nothing to you, than you can have a blast at Hustler, but for me, the value was not there. Look for my TJ review. It's gonna be nuts!