Trying to find a daytime go to in Vegas... spoiler alert, it ain't this place.

Stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon around 3pm. Back in the day this was a prime location for extras, arranging OTC, or a little of both if you're a real degenerate like myself. I had taken countless 7's, and 8's out of there with varying degrees of how nasty they would be. But two things always rang true: 1) I could find something that got me hot, and 2) an affordable willing victim. Things have changed.

I haven't afternoon stalked in Vegas in quite a while. So when I stopped in Cheetahs, I was a bit surprised how far it had fallen. I mean, I know there have been mixed reviews, but I thought I could find something to make "it move" down there. But all I say were OLD, FAT, skinny, and generally unattractive woman there. On the bright side, there was no cover, and no one even pestered me to buy a drink.

I did spot a Latina, 25ish, natural boobies... a 6 (best option there) and when she gave me a proper handshake, I thought a $20 lapper in the large lap dance room would be worth a shot. She led me in there by the hand, and immediately took off her top. She jumped on my lap, facing away in a reverse cowgirl type dancer grind. The problem is, she moved a hundred miles an hour, it was NOT sexy. She smelled odd too. Maybe she just ate some lunch or something. Then she turned around to face me, and it got worse. She would NOT shut the fuck up as she danced for me. I can't even remember what she was babbling about. All I was thinking was "I can't wait till this song is over!" When it ended, she kept going, trying to get me to drop another Jackson, but I stood up, and gently removed her from my lap. I handed her a $20, and the question I was waiting for came. She says... "no tip?" I laughed at her, and walked out into the Vegas afternoon sunlight.