Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club
Calle Coahuila 2009 Zona Nte., Tijuana, B.C. Mexico

Found my Unicorn

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BumHip
Sep 11, 2019, 9:18 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Did my normal thing, and parked on the U.S. side, then walked over. There were a couple things I did differently this trip. Some small, some bigger. First, When the Border Agent asked why I was going to TJ, I just said, "vacation." No need to say anything else. They were satisfied with that. I had also read on this website that one can use the faster line to the right (if one was going to go back and forth over the border during there trip) if one had the temporary Visa they hand out. So I asked the Border Agent if that was so, and she said no. All Americans must go in the the line to the right. I wanted to clear that piece of misinformation up.

I also chose to stay at a different hotel. I normally stay at Cascadas on the cheap with the VIP card. I went across the street to Hotel Rizo De Oro. Same price, but NOT THE SAME QUALITY. They didn't ask for a deposited though, as there was no mini bar. The place was not up to the standards of Casadas. I regret my choice.

Now, the girls, were great. Just great. I found a couple that I wanted, but I am a difficult person to truly satisfy. I won't feel like I got what I came for unless I have pushed a boundary, or gotten something that other guys won't pony up for. I did my usual trial runs. Grope them on stage for a couple bucks. If they are receptive, I ask them for a drink. If they instigate a GFE, with kissing, and inviting me to be naughty right there, that's test 2. Then make sure (with the help of Google translate) they understand what I want. For times sake I'll skip to the one that I chose. I asked her how much to go upstairs. She said $80. I said how bout for an hour, she said $100. So far so good. Then I told her I was good with that, but I need her to let me do anything I want. Anything... she smiled, and said, how much money do I want to spend. I knew then, I found my unicorn. I told her $100 an hour, plus $100 everytime she makes me cum, plus $100 for every load she swallowed. That last part took a few attempts for Google translate to digest, but when it registered with her, she smiled, downed her shot I bought her, and whispered in my ear "yes, swallow, like this tequila!" I QUICKLY finished my drink, took her by the tiny hand and when the to the nasty room to destroy this one.

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