Top 5 So. Fla experience

I know this place is hit or miss, and usually way more miss than hit, but when I'm in the area, and looking to do some damage, I stop in. I pay my buck to park, no cover during the afternoon. I like to have a couple drinks, and settle in before getting down to business. I got my beer, and shot, and took in the action. There were the standard gross, over the hill woman. A few 6's, and this little athletic blond. with bolt ons. I waved over the blond, and we hit it off. She had a way of being seductive, and sexy, without making me feel rushed, or her pushing for us to go to "the back." She didn't even accept my offer to buy her a drink. That is super rare. Most of us know the drill there, but I like to ask what things cost, and what to expect from her. Good to get some insight into what they are about. So she says $200 for 30 min, and $50 to the house. She also said she will tip the girl in the back, so I don't have to. Maybe I could have saved a buck or two if I haggled, but I don't want to piss her off and not get her best effort. We head back, hand in hand.

Once in there, the booths had beat up, cracked vinyl, lumpy, uncomfortable benches. But I did like the adjustable lighting. I also like that it was warm back thee. Love to watch them sweat! She tells me to completely undress, so I did. She did everything we agreed to, and more. She let me put things where they likely weren't designed to go. And I loved every second of it. Was a top 5 So. Florida experience. If the VIP are was a little less gross, a bit more comfy, and had more room, I might call it the best value in town. I asked about OTC, and she said that's not her thing. Too bad. I wouldn't mind spending an afternoon inside her... I mean with her.