Brand Spanking New.... but not at the same time,

I had put myself on a COVID lock down since March, (please do not come at me with any COVID politics, this is a strip club review, not FOX "News", or OAN) and haven't enjoyed any mongering since. But in December, I got it, and 7 weeks later, I feel fine again. So with my fresh anti-bodies ready to go, I headed where anyone would who wants to enjoy the lifestyle... Florida.

I wanted to hit the all new Boobie Trap first. Structurally, it is 100% different now. It has a newer, hipper, cleaner feel now. But the problem is, it's still hit or miss with the talent. I was there for an hour, and didn't find anyone worth my money. Don't get me wrong, the staff, the other guests, and the dancers were nice enough, just none of them did anything for me. Several girls asked me to go in the back. EVERYTHING seemed available there. Prices seemed to be the same as the last time I was there 2 years ago. Can have 30 minutes of everything at about $250/pop, all tips included. I will go back on this trip, as I enjoyed the vibe. Just needed to find the right girl.

If you are concerned about catching COVID, do not go here. I know that sounds obvious, but if you are coming from a state that has tight restrictions, one might think there are precautions being taken. There are not. And IMO, that's fine. Make your own decisions, and choices that are best for you. Some of the staff wear masks, and almost don't, or don't wear them properly. Almost no customers do either. If one is trying to not get it, strip clubs are not for you in Florida. If you are vaccinated, or had it, then I say go for it. Honestly, coming from a very strict place as far as COVID is concerned, it was a welcomed treat to be able to go just about fully mask free if I choose to.