This is why I still stop in and take a shot here.

Was in the area for a couple days and stopped in at The Trap twice. The first time was on a Wednesday afternoon. Got there around 3, had a beer, and surveyed the joint for about 45 minutes. I nursed my beer, things didn’t look promising. I saw plenty of skinny, fugly girls, a 50ish beat up hag, a few fatter ones, and that’s about it. I gave it the old college try, but I don’t think I could have gotten it up for them with a hatful of Viagra. Plus when I’m in there, I know Diamond Dolls is just down the street, and that place is as close to a sure thing as the state of Florida messing up an election. Off I went to DD.

Next day I went into BT around the same time to see what I could see. After about 20 minutes, this little Columbian beauty hit the stage. Nice fake titties, cute face, and smile, and a GREAT ASS. She gets off the stage, and I went up to her. She was a little sweaty from her pole dancing. God I love that. I ask her about going to VIP, and she tell me $250 total for 15 minutes. I negotiated down for $200 for everything. That included all the fun in the back, a tip for the room hostess, and the room fee. The hostess let us stay for 30 minutes after the stripper tipped her $20.

The girl was a smoking, curvy, cute 5 foot spinner. Only thing that wan’t great was her super hard bolt on’s. Hey no one is perfect. She initiated a good 5 minute DFK session that took my breath away. We were like kids at the prom. Was amazing. We then went on to finish the deed. Everything was covered, and I didn’t ask for anything BB. Maybe I should have.