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Comments by DoctorPhil (page 16)

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    8 years ago
    Basket of Deplorables
    now, now let’s be fair. think back to 2008 when obama won and all across the country mobs of millions of angry white males rioted in the streets, burned black churches and lynched random po’ black folk. and then remember what happened? the lord barry hussein ‘i ain’t no moozlim” obama said “the election is over, i won, get over it” and peace and prosperity swept over the land as dougster’s economic boom took off. scratch that part, peace did not return and dougster’s economic boom never happened just 8 years of a shitty economy. but out of the law offices of dewy cheetum & howe emerged johnsmith69 with exciting news on how to pay a teenaged hooker for sex. the angry white men stopped their rioting not because they didn’t already know how to pay a hooker for sex but because smith’s incessant nattering about his midlife crisis bored them all so much that they went home. and it was san_jose_guy who was the lone moron who listened to smith’s stories which saved the rest of the world from having to commit mass suicide. obama was so grateful that his first illegal executive order was that the SNAP program could be used to buy unlimited amounts of gravy. and with that our young “i dance for money but i is gonna be a lawyer, ninabambina went to have her new “hillary was robbed ‘08” tattoo removed from her left butt cheek. so now trump could repeat what obama said but no one would listen. but fear not for i have the answer to stop all the rioting. someone tell larryfisherman that all the skanky girls are out under the bleachers smoking cigarettes and that if he goes out there right now he can probably touch some boob and maybe even get some front room DFKing. then when he runs out to spread the word of his discovery the rioters will go home and lock their doors, well lock their parents’ doors that is, and hide from larry. so go larry, go. time is of the essence but under no circumstances let any of those skanky whores sell you any dances. that is a chumps game. just treat them like you would any civi girl and sock the bitch in the mouth sorry everyone but i overslept or i would have recommended this earlier. that would have saved our not young anymore, still dancing for money and still gonna be a lawyer some day ninabambina from having to get her new “hillary was robbed ‘16” tattoo removed from her right butt cheek.
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    8 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    My Little Observation About The Election
    @ subraman, gee i sure do love election season. and i’m willing to bet right here and right now that your predictions for 2020 ain’t gonna happen. i have a ten spot that says the primaries will be michelle obama versus hillary clinton on the democratic side and a surprise challenger on the republican side with donald trump versus hillary clinton. in the final show down of the general election i have another tenner that says it will be hillary clinton versus hillary clinton and i am calling it right now that hillary will still lose. lololololololol
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    8 years ago
    [OT] Election Predictions?
    san_jose_guy " Politics is just an expression of one's broader world view. " need i remind you that YOUR world view consists of the mental institution and your mother's basement so TAKE YOUR FUCKING MEDS ALREADY
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    8 years ago
    founder
    slip a dollar in her g-string for me
    What do we call Bill Clinton if Hillary Clinton wins?
    san_jose_guy "Bill Clinton is actually a very nice guy.' well yes i've heard that. he may be a rapist, thief, con artist, pathological liar and traitor to his country but yes i suppose he is probably a nice guy too
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    8 years ago
    Want to bet that liberal colleges are offering super safe places for students th
    san_jose_guy "MrDeuce, you seem to have some real issue that there is someone, actually a lot of people, who don't see things your way." i've told you before that those voices in your head are NOT a lot of people. it is all you and only you in there. now take your meds and we can pick up where we left off. you have a long, long road to recovery psycho boy
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    8 years ago
    chessmaster
    Illinois
    Im moving to canada!
    ^^^^^ they always say they are moving to canada they never move to canada
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    8 years ago
    Want to bet that liberal colleges are offering super safe places for students th
    @MrDeuce "SJG, you serve one useful purpose on this board. You are so relentlessly wrong about everything that if I want to know the truth about a fact or issue, I only have to read your drivel and think the opposite. ftfy
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    8 years ago
    chessmaster
    Illinois
    Hilarys speech
    hillary who? no seriously, who is this hillary you speak of?
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    8 years ago
    Good Call on the Election zipman68!
    yeah, where is zipperhead and his shit covered weinerdog, talking animals, dot people and assorted other butt sniffers?
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    8 years ago
    founder
    slip a dollar in her g-string for me
    What do we call Bill Clinton if Hillary Clinton wins?
    no he is soon to be a named co-conspirator. Rudy G. for AG, USA USA USA
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    8 years ago
    Want to bet that liberal colleges are offering super safe places for students th
    there are no youngsters who are upset about hillary losing. at least not the girls. they didn't vote for her because they were for bernie but that's only because that's where the boys were. well that's what i heard
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    8 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    I'm calling it here and now
    @san_jose_guy " I didn't even think" ftfy
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    8 years ago
    twentyfive
    Living well and enjoying my retirement
    This is about America
    who the fuck is this "THEY' you're always quoting? they say, they say, they say AND TAKE YOUR MEDS IDIOT
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    8 years ago
    founder
    slip a dollar in her g-string for me
    What do we call Bill Clinton if Hillary Clinton wins?
    the question is thankfully a moot point now but damn even i feel sorry for the rapist. i mean who could possibly wish being hillary's husband on anyone. she's beating the fuck out of him right now i bet
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    8 years ago
    DING DONG THE BITCH IS DEAD
    ^^^^ damn san_jose_guy you're old. too old to be having secret societies in your tree house don't you think? or is it organizations this week?
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    8 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    I'm calling it here and now
    ^^^ elections have consequences at least that's what i've heard. lolol
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    8 years ago
    Mate27
    TUSCL’s #1 Soothsayer!
    The biggest issue: Congress!
    ^^^^^^ amen amen i say to you
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    8 years ago
    DING DONG THE BITCH IS DEAD
    it is bush's fault
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    8 years ago
    chessmaster
    Illinois
    Im moving to canada!
    they always say they are moving to canada they never move to canada
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    8 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    I'm calling it here and now
    "Sheriff Joe Arpaio lost reelection in Arizona after 23 years in power" that's okay. i hear there is an opening for a new director at the FBI. lolol
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    8 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Political signs
    the first sign of the Apocalypse is the arrival of the anti-Crist in the form of either an orange ronald mcdonald male clown and pussy grabber or a frightening haggard old crone constantly cackling and forever coughing up green slime only to drink it down again and again unable to quench her insatiable greed for money and power
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    8 years ago
    londonguy
    Breathe, breathe in the air
    OT : How did they become so rich?
    san_jose_guy you are fucking stupider than zipperhead and that is saying something. now stop drinking, TAKE YOUR FUCKING MEDS and go to bed