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Im moving to canada!

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SupremerulerVIP111257

Illinois

9 yrs ago · 1 min read

Fuck this Shit. Apparently a lot of people share similar feelings.

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WetWilly

Canada is a big, big, place. Where do you think you want to go?

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twentyfive

Too cold for me.

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Hugh_G_Rection

I did find it interesting that Premier Trudeau had signed an executive order earlier this year barring Donald Trump from visiting Canada. I feel things could get REALLY Frosty... and I doubt we can afford a second wall on a larger border.

Canada is so damn close here but- its really not an option. <sigh>

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Longball300

I like visiting Canada..... wouldn't want to live there. Kinda like Florida.....

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flagooner

Don't let the door hit you in the ass.

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ATACdawg

Jamaica, mon! Or maybe the BVIs..... ;-)

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crazyjoe

Dont forget to write

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Mate27

They can say goodbye to half their income towards taxes...

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WetWilly

Which Canadian cities have the best strip clubs and AMPs?

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ime

Take off hoser

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Papi_Chulo

Well, chessmaster is into PAWGs so he may like it in Canada (pack heavy I hear it gets a little chilly there)

:)

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Tiredtraveler

Don't let the screen door hit you in the ass on the way out the door. Maybe you can room with Jeff Spicoli I mean Sean or Russel Simmons. Canada does not want anyone who is going to move there for political reasons. Canada needs us more than we need them. If Trump oks the Keystone pipeline Trudeau will kiss and make up. "Its about the economy stupid"

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JohnSmith69

Doesn't Canada have great strip clubs? If so I might visit but only in the summer.

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san_jose_guy

Canada has long provided asylum when there have been problems in the US. It is part of their proud heritage. I believe Mexico will be doing the same.

SJG

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DoctorPhil

they always say they are moving to canada

they never move to canada

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Tiredtraveler

We could possibly be better off if some of the "Stars" would leave(movie, TV, music, rap, porn, sports, etc). They don't pay their taxes anyway so leave and see how much you can get away with elsewhere when you don't pay your taxes or run your mouth because you think you can do what you please because you are "SPECIAL". Virtually every other country on the planet would either jail you ass or toss you out!

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azrookie

A lot to like about Canada. But not their confiscatory tax structure. 55% marginal income tax rate, plus PST and GST on purchases. Long, long waits for elective surgery (socialized medicine). Think I'll pass.

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san_jose_guy

We need to go that way, if we want to have a functioning democracy. More like Netherlands and Scandinavia. What we have right now depends on racism, and the bogus sciences of social Darwinism and eugenics. Democracy cannot work in such situations.

SJG

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shadowcat

Here is how to make the move:

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DoctorPhil

^^^^^ they always say they are moving to canada

they never move to canada

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san_jose_guy

Interesting. For me I think it will just mean learning to operate in the border area with Mexico.

SJG

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shailynn

Toronto and Montreal have kick ass strip clubs. Prostitution is essential "legal" in Canada. But be prepared to give a lot more in taxes and you're probably not going to like the socialized medicine.

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ime

very hard for American's to get work visa's in Canada

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san_jose_guy

I know about the essential legality, and I know about the higher taxes, and about the socialized medicine.

Their health care system was patterned after our Medicare system. Then they extended theirs further and further.

We had been in sync with them and Western Europe until one Richard Nixon was able to draw upon our history of horrible race relations and he unveiled his Southern Strategy, and then this would later develop into the Libertarian Anti-Government doctrine, culminating in this election of Donald Trump.

SJG

have to act. More interested in Mexico than Canada, myself. Associate with Mexican's on a regular basis already.

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jackslash

I could move south to Canada, since Windsor, Canada, is south of Detroit.

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Papi_Chulo

yeah jack; but you don't speak Canadian

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Tiburon

Fuck that. Learn Spanish and move to Mexico. The weather is nicer, it's not under British rule and the best hookers and strippers are there. Not to mention you'll be the richest dude there.

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skibum609

If your idea of a great dinner out is plain white toast, no butter and tea, Canada is the place for you. The funniest thing is that progressives are such pussies they talk about moving away, never do and when we volunteer to move their stuff for them, they cry. SJG -- are you aware that America exists becuase the founding fathers didn;t want to be Europe? How frigging dumb is it to compare America to a place none of us fucking want to live in and is only able to create their welfare state because our military protects these pussies. The EU would get their ass kicked by Rhode Island in a war.

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vincemichaels

Ehhh, Papi, that's Canuck for "Hey Mister can you spare a Loonie ?? "

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san_jose_guy

The US was more progressive than Europe, when Europe was ruled by crowned heads. But much has changed since. Like for one thing, after WWII Europe's Right was discredited.

The American Right has not be so discredited, as we can see.

During the 1960's Europe and the US were generally in sync.

Canada's health care system was patterned after the American Medicare system.

But then something happened, Richard Nixon unveiled his Southern Strategy which cast everything in terms of coded racism.

SJG

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