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11 years ago
@GoVikings - I loved Velvet, that was probably my favorite to work at. It really went downhill after ownership changed hands, though. Paper Moon is the best club monetarily and that's why I work there. Also, you can't smoke inside. I think that Candybar and Pure Pleasure are so gross to be inside of just because of all of the cigarette smoke (and meth mouths, heroin needles, etc.). The girls there are hotter, too. If I'm going to be staring at naked women all night they sure as hell better be hot naked women.
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11 years ago
It's going to be a flight full of dudes and then the in-flight chatting system will just be the TUSCL discussion board.
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11 years ago
@lionshare I like to think of my vagina as a luxury item. Like a Bugatti, but with better gas mileage.
Well, as far as I can tell it's about a really hot rich guy who's related to Alexander Skarsgard and has sex with everything that moves. He's friends with a Romanian werewolf and they have poorly written conversations with each other. Something is killing girls and Jean Grey from the X-Men movie is either a huge bitch or some kind of demon.
I'm on episode 6 right now, it's great.
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11 years ago
You should give her a case of PBR and a bag of Doritos and say it was the best you could do.
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11 years ago
@juicebox69 and I you. I imagine you as a talking juicebox that just has sexy parties all day long, much to the chagrin of the other items in the fridge.
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11 years ago
No, alas, I foolishly paid my rent a month in advance because I'm going to be out of town on the first. Hypothetically speaking I'd be willing to listen to you complain, cook you dinner, protect you from the elements and enemies and find a nice looking streetwalker to finish you off (that part would be free of charge-- you'd probably have to pay her, though).
Like everyone, I have a price, but it's so astronomically high that it just wouldn't be fiscally responsible for most in today's economy.
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11 years ago
Oops, sorry! I was doing it from my phone u.u
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11 years ago
^ Is he sure he couldn't just take them to the movies and do it for free, then?
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I wonder if, in the interest of gender neutrality, men will also be allowed to dance at the gentlepersons club? Or "The Entertainment Establishment Geared At A Person Of Whom The Gender Of Is Unspecified".
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
@motorhead omg
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11 years ago
What a coincidence, so will I!
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
That's what I think is so great about the (American version of the) English language, though. A lot of it is obviously regional -- fishermen and oilmen probably don't hang out with many farmers.
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11 years ago
Not "girls in wal-mart I wish I could fuck", but "girls in wal-mart I wish we're strippers".
I think to really make it they'd need to grow back their eyebrows and lose the brown lip liner.
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11 years ago
^ why is it so cheap
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I can't even believe this is something that anyone gave Ny thought to at all. I'm all for feminism, but I draw the line at referring to myself as a "womyn" and butchering the English language. Soon the fishers will be saying "person-atee" instead of "manatee".
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11 years ago
@Papi_chulo Probably 1 or 2 out of 5 is a no, and I do get people asking me for dances on busier nights, but I make a point to introduce myself to as many people as I possibly can that walk through the door. You're right, that's what a lot of those "stripper training courses" or whatever you want to call them tell you. It's basically sales training for adult entertainment.
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11 years ago
Why is Dougster the meanest person ever?
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11 years ago
I'll never understand how someone can dance and not pay their bills on time.
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11 years ago
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11 years ago
Try and find out when all of her major bills are due an attempt to schedule OTC around them.
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11 years ago
Well, scientists have discovered a way to break down the natural growth process into a binary code SO MAYBE. Can't wait til I figure out the cheat and enable God mode and weapons pack 1.
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11 years ago
It's probably just your everyday run o' the mill succubus.
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11 years ago
I second Juice (because I have no idea what he's saying) and papi_chulo!
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11 years ago
Wouldn't it depend on whether or not she wants to do extras?
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11 years ago
^ she probably did cash them in haha, and you guys are ignoring the fact that she made that working a 15 hour shift