Comments by Uprightcitizen (page 117)

  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    What is your reaction?
    All good answers. I did respond "Hey whats up?" since I am not enough of a dick to ignore her (which is likely an exploitable weakness sniffed out by a dancer). She said "call me" which did kick in my dick reflex and I ignored her for her unexplained demand. Later she did call and I did not pick up (she did not leave a message). My reaction might be different if I did not know her as a complete narcissist (constantly talking about herself, etc.). She has a solid 7 face and 8 body and we never did OTC or FS for that matter. Ski I have a trap phone so all good there which prevents stalking my info. Nobody from that world gets my primary traceable number. Its just the "I need your help" text just seems so cliche and seems like such a common pl exploit.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Photographs of Porsche-driving lawyer's daughter who shot a homeless man 'in sel
    ...but we should give her credit for putting the name of of her former boyfriend "Stinks" on her left breast and not on her groin or tranmp stamp :P
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Photographs of Porsche-driving lawyer's daughter who shot a homeless man 'in sel
    For 26 she looks like she has allot of mileage (unlike her Porche). But she looks good but not $800/hr good. Those waist/groin tats just wreck it for me though. Even if she was covering up a c-section scar she could have made a much better choice than a bull skull lol. I just dont get why girls mess their natural (or unnatural) good looks up with that shit.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Post not available?
    Yea interesting. Must be some kinda bug with the board. I cant access it either...
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Pussy plus alcohol
    I saw a stage show near St. Louis at Hustler where two girls were doubling up on a long dildo full nude. Also in Detroit there was a period of time girls at Penthouse and Flight Club were optionally full nude on stage.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    This bitch bit his dick lol
    Lol what a classy place, they just got a new $1k lighting system...hot damn! I have had a lite nibble through the pants which was ok but a full cock crushing bite just sounds like she either was pissed off or lost control of herself. It must have been bad to get the cops involved. I am sure they handled it professionally and never laughed their asses off after dealing with this injustice...
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Book Guy
    I write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
    Quick personal update post-Irma
    Glad all is well. It could have been much worse. Damn its got me reconsidering buying a place on the west coast now lol.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Cashman1234
    He/Him - He’s a filthy pig. That’s him in VIP with another whore.
    Ordering food in a club
    The higher end clubs here in Detroit serve decent to good food. Collisium, Penthouse and Flight Club all have steakhouse quality food with Coli having the best overall food. Other clubs I would go simple, I have eaten basics like chicken caeser salads at Cricket. One of the top ten best steaks I have ever had was at Rachels in West Palm Beach.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    For BJ99: 10 Questions Resurrected
    Cool thread Shaiylinn, thanks for your seemingly honest response BJ99. I would vote for you as mayor Shay! Or BJ99 for that matter. LDK is your first question "Are you gonna make me hold you down when I LDK or are you gonna make this easy?"
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Janos
    Ontario
    breast milk
    I could just picture some smiling pl with that "Got Milk?" face walking out of the club...
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Janos
    Ontario
    My ATF only likes one thing
    Two hours...impressive tongue stamina! You are probably the most qualified board member to help Kingcripple cure his Lapsheissophobia.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Janos
    Ontario
    My ATF only likes one thing
    Well then congratulations on being her bitch ;) I agree with John and others to speak up man...she may have some respect for you if you do. More options may open up for you. If you see it going off the rails just go back to being her bitch and tossing her salad.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Janos
    Ontario
    My ATF only likes one thing
    She only wants you to shaddup, kiss her ass and give her $$$?!?! I think that would sound funnier if she actually asked for these three things first. I respect her style, she may actually have some subtle sense of humor.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Smoking Hot cafeteria lady arrested for sex with teen.
    I hate you for making me look at that Shadow...
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Has a dancer ever lost control of her bowels and shit on your lap during a dance
    Hmmm...that sounds like Lapsheissophobia - As a pl you should seek immediate treatment for this condition if you wish to live a normal pl life.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    First OTC Experience
    Rick C-142 reccommends immediate action to close that deal but while she picks the girl you have right to veto her choice under the trans-dimensional bill or rights section 57.5.33.46.35.2
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    OT: Who eats grits?
    I am a Detroit guy so no grits up here but I got a taste for those in the army. I am more partial to butter with lots of pepper ;)
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Hmm interesting Good thing i dont wear them lol
    Poledancer is in the ready to go catagory! Thanks for sharing
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Kind of feel bad for the girl
    I 100% agree with your sentiment Tezzy but I think you are not going to have an effect on her. That POS boyfriend on the surface seems like a scumbag and she should dump him. Apologies in advance to our contributing stripper members of the board. But the reality in my experience is that majority of the girls in the he strip club have major vices they are feeding and/or domestic/emotional problems. Things that I have heard I just cant believe they are doing.To be clear I said the majority but certainly not all. The more you delve into their personal lives of your fantasy girl its likely you will be shocked at her choices and long standing problems. Not to sound too cynical but it normally doesnt matter what I have offered to suggest to them or offer help with unless it involves $$$. The fantasy of the club is just that and its best to keep it that way unless you want to exclusively end up with the few ones that have their shit together. But please refer to the crazy-hot index if you think you will be left with best looking club girls.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    rh48hr
    Wakanda
    Here's One More Reason You Should Have Sex at Least Twice a Week
    I know I feel soo much better on my non-sex days when I have regular sex. Definately a stress reliever and burns lots of calories in those extended sessions ;)
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Worried about my wife getting lap dance in Vegas
    Hahaha ppwh! That comment wins you my tuscl trust!
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Worried about my wife getting lap dance in Vegas
    Umm...if she is the one who wants to go and you want to deny her the opportunity you are just asking for trouble later on. Its really her choice if she has the desire for more than a lapper. Its not like its forced on her. Her enjoyment and yours should be a priority.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    How many sex partners have you had?
    Prior to my foray into the world of strippers I would have said my number would have been like 12-15 with a long ~18 year hiatus with one partner during marriage. At this time, well...I would be considered as promiscuous and dont even want to count.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Lurker_X
    North Carolina
    Mixed Drinks
    Good vodka and soda or tonic with lemon or lime. Clean alcohol like vodka keeps me even and has predictable effect. It also does not have a negative effect on my performance unlike whisky or gin. I also can drink quite a bit and not get headaches and have short hangovers. Beer just has more calories then I would like and I dont like feeling too full if I am getting lappers, etc.