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11 years ago
Turn off the lights, light a candle...
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11 years ago
Mikey, you're doing the Lord's work. Can't Stop, Won't Stop.
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11 years ago
What about Spaniards that speak Ebonics?
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11 years ago
My hoes prefer pudding. If you can get Bill Cosby to referee, my hoes are definitely in.
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11 years ago
Puerto Rico! Ho! Puerto Rico! Ho! Estefador, you got some Pasteles for sale?
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11 years ago
Juice, give me a moment and I'll come up with a Juice Rap.
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11 years ago
I went to one of those Asian donut shops and you have to be careful. Many use the sane oil and fryer for both the donuts and the egg rolls. Apple Fritters shouldn't taste like Egg Rolls.
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11 years ago
I second Mikey on that idea. Juice T-shirts.
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11 years ago
I'm apathetic on this one-dark or light, doesn't really matter with me. I've worked graveyard for three years and must admit that my night vision is better than before.
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11 years ago
What's the deal with these damn Mexicans cooking up all the food? I went to have some sushi and instead of Mr. Miyagi, I get Jose Feliciano. I was at a local Cantonese joint, wanted some Kung Pao Chicken, and Vicente Fernandez comes from the kitchen bearing the chicken. Sane thing everywhere I go. Is everybody forgetting how to cook their own food or do Mexicans have some sort of cooking & cleaning super powers that I didn't inherent? Oh yeah, I forgot. I'm only have Mexican
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11 years ago
Juice!Juice!Juice!
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11 years ago
Nosferatu!
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11 years ago
Shadow, you really are the most interesting man in the world.
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11 years ago
Sorry for the typos. Damn I-Phone.
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11 years ago
@Titty-What, no Barbara Streisand? And what about that Liberace flick, "Behind The Candelabra"?
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11 years ago
At some of the clubs that I frequent, the dancers themselves will let you either know that you can play with their pussy or they'll go so far as to place your fingers on or in their sweet, pink pussies. Out in the open but still discrete. There's an old saying about hiding your valuables out in the open. If I remembered it, I'd quote it.
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11 years ago
Good ol' Rick Perry and company.
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11 years ago
@Sharkhunter-Your dreams remind me of a DMT trip I had.
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11 years ago
Lose a hoe, gain a hoe. Keep on pushing.
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11 years ago
Oye Jugo, the report says the dude was only 26 years old and not 59.019 years old with Vulcan precision.
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11 years ago
Bella, go to Vegas and you'll have plenty of male reviews to enjoy.
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11 years ago
What constitutes drugs? Drugs to one person may constitute a sacred and holy sacrament to another. Do we use law enforcement's terminology and description of drugs or do we use a pharmacological view on drugs? Many grey areas to deal with.
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11 years ago
People, listen to the wisdom of The Cat and learn.
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11 years ago
I thought you spent time at Church's Chicken?
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11 years ago
Hey Juice! A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer and a mop."