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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Quick question-Who's the lard ass in question?
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
I'm so confused. I always thought that nails dug into my back was a good sign.
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11 years ago
I use to have long hair. If you've seen the movie "Serpico", that's what I use to look like. Now, I kinda resemble Michael Corleone/John Leguizamo.
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11 years ago
Damn skippy it's a great thread. I more baby. Total University of Southern California Love. USC! USC! USC!
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11 years ago
Sorry for the double.
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11 years ago
SlickSpic says-The Ultimate Southern California Lover! Nuff said! California Love!!!!!
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11 years ago
Enough about the lighting. I go to clubs for women, not for lighting.
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11 years ago
Mjx01 said it best.
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11 years ago
Nope. I'm 37 and don't need to do that yet.
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11 years ago
One man's chunky is not another man's skinny. We have definitions that should be universal-Skinny, Thin, Athletic, Thick, Chunky, and Fat. I just covered the spectrum of womanly size. If you don't agree, run a mile, fat ass.
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Moto! Moto! Moto!
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
My CF and I have a real understanding of where our relationship is. Even though we get along great and communicate very well, we both understand our relationship. If she gained ten pounds, she knows that she's out the door. That's not me being a dick. It's her knowing good business.
Personally, I'd never let any broad even think that she's out of my league. I'm short and I let a broad know that she can stay or she can go, it really don't matter.
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11 years ago
Trans-Uruguayan Scenic Coach Line
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11 years ago
Touching Under Skirts Catching Lice
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11 years ago
Tits Under Shirts Catch Looks
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11 years ago
That Ugly Stripper Called Lacy
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11 years ago
There's this comedian, Pete Holmes, funny fucker whose catch line is "Keep It Krispy". He might be your long lost brother, Juice.
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11 years ago
You inspired me Zip. My special powers would be the ability to smooth out wrinkled and saggy skin with but a touch. My hands would erase stretch marks and scars. My caress would eliminate pimples, brown spots, and blemishes. I'd be able to massage breasts into bigger breasts and asses into bigger, tighter, and apple shaped asses.
Yes, with great power comes even greater responsibility.
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11 years ago
I second. Zip, you have a way with the English language.
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11 years ago
Where do I sign up? I'm in for the fringe benefits alone.
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11 years ago
Do I need a green card? Do I need to have my work visa? Do you participate in the E-Verify program? Or is it under the table...
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11 years ago
Gracias hermano.
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11 years ago
Jell-O Pudding Pops, oh oh oh.