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11 years ago
Dancers cummingCould you repeat that KK. I wasn't paying attention.
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11 years ago
Another Amusing and Adventurous OTCShe's a dancer that I met at a club and she's Grade A.
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11 years ago
Dancers cummingFirst off, we've all seen "When Harry Met Sally". Someone already mentioned this. Second, to all the ladies who fake orgasms, I have some great advice. Every 5th or 10th time, instead of faking it, just say that it ain't gonna happen this time. That way, when you do fake it, it'll seem more real and convincing. Please don't stop faking orgasms and us men won't stop faking that we actually listen to you and pay attention to your conversation.
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11 years ago
Getting rid of a long time favoriteGood advice KK. Especially the part about the younger, hotter version of herself. I ran into a similar situation before. I traded in one Halle Berry stunt double for a younger Halle Berry stunt double. Let's just say that the older version went Puerto Rican-Jealous rage on me.
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11 years ago
Dominant Role PlayOnce you've had the sheriff handcuff you, you never want handcuffs on again.
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11 years ago
Samantha @ Playmates Coral Gables@IME-Hahahahaha
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11 years ago
Another Amusing and Adventurous OTCVery valid points, VH. I've had what you stayed happen before. Always gotta watch my own back.
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11 years ago
Dominant Role PlayThere's only room for one chief in my tribe and that position's already taken.
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11 years ago
Are they willingIn this economy, I've found that dancers will do anythinginf for currants, raspberries, and cherries. Don't even make mention goji berries.
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11 years ago
OT: News storiesTom Leykis use to announce the names of the so-called rape victims whenever the news would name a rape suspect without naming the accuser. Tom Leykis would also go after priests who sexually abused children.
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11 years ago
To club or not to clubFood and sex are very comparable. Both are commodities. What wasn't made clear was if it was ok for Ms. Curiosity to venture to clubs where her SO didn't work.
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11 years ago
IcelandIceland or Greenland, they're both cold. Now Puerto Rico, that's an island where fun can be had.
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11 years ago
Mans CapingDoes manscaping involve day laborerers?
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11 years ago
To club or not to club@Jack-You're right on the money. It's like my childhood. When Mom said maybe, she meant no.
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11 years ago
joke of the dayGood one, Mikey.
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11 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Planner or Seat of the Pants ?Both, of course.
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11 years ago
To club or not to clubIf you were dating someone who worked at Domino's Pizza, would you feel bad eating at Little Caesars? How bout Papa Johns? You might have met this someone at Domino's but does that mean that you can only eat Domino's? You love pizza and love trying different slices of pie. You are by no means relegated to only eating at her Domino's. I say, go out and eat some pizza.
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11 years ago
joke of the day Dude walks into a pub and takes a seat at the bar. He orders a pint and tells the barkeep, "Boy, do I got some Irish jokes for you!"
The barkeep puts a hand up and say, "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second, laddie. Do you see those two, big bouncers over there?"
"Yup."
"Well, those two bare knuckle champs are Irish. I'm 6'2" and 220 pounds of Irish pugilist, myself. In fact, everybody in this pub is Irish. So, do you still got Irish jokes?"
"Yeah. I'll just say them slowly."
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11 years ago
joke of the dayI heard the same thing about Australia.
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11 years ago
$321,000 buys a lot of lap dances.One more reason to leave the plastic at home.
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11 years ago
Have you ever lost interest in the Hobby and needed to take some time off?I haven't lost interest but there have been times where my OTC action was so consistent that I wasn't going to the club.
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11 years ago
BIG things happening in Vegas.I fucked this fat broad a couple of years ago. She was real cute but chunky. She had lapped thick on the racetrack of cellulite. But somehow she looked good. Her ass was HUGE!!
This one time, I grabbed her by her fat rolls and suplexed her onto the bed. You should've heard her scream. I was lucky I didn't throw my back out. Damn frame broke that afternoon.
People forget about the pleasure of fucking fat ass tortas. Their skin is soft and malleable. Besides their pussy, mouth, and asshole, you have fat rolls to fuck. Mmmm mmmm. Plus, gorditas know how to suck dick.
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11 years ago
worst quote I've read in a review in a long timeI've hooked up with a couple of Armenian chicks. They were cool if slightly snobby. They both had banging, thicker bodies but they also had more hair than other chicks. And I ain't talking just bush.
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11 years ago
CocktailsJust had a Sammy Smith Chocolate Stout. Delicious.
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11 years ago
Slim down perksOur Man Flynt does it again.