joke of the day

13 comments

• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  I heard the same thing about Australia.
• BigTuna1

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  11 years ago

  Crazy Ass joe
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  That was a b-aa-aa-aa-d joke
• Club_Goer_Seattle

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  11 years ago

  Motor, Your response was better than the joke!
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  Q: Do you know where virgin wool comes from?
  
  A: Ugly sheep.
• Estafador

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  11 years ago

  Shadowcat and motorhead: +1 each
• londonguy

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  11 years ago

  Lol motorhead.
  
  What is written at the bottom on an Irish beer bottle? Open other end
  
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  ^^^
  
  That made me laugh. :)
• londonguy

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  11 years ago

  What sign is at the top of an Irish ladder?
  
  Stop !
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Dude walks into a pub and takes a seat at the bar. He orders a pint and tells the barkeep, "Boy, do I got some Irish jokes for you!"
  The barkeep puts a hand up and say, "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second, laddie. Do you see those two, big bouncers over there?"
  "Yup."
  "Well, those two bare knuckle champs are Irish. I'm 6'2" and 220 pounds of Irish pugilist, myself. In fact, everybody in this pub is Irish. So, do you still got Irish jokes?"
  
  "Yeah. I'll just say them slowly."
• mikeya02

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  11 years ago

  Ok, an Irishman, a midget, a duck, a blonde and Juice all walk into a bar.
  The bartender looks up and says, "What is this?! Some kind of joke?"
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Good one, Mikey.
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  Don't tell stripper jokes in a strip club unless you don't mind telling them twice.