joke of the day

I heard the same thing about Australia.

Crazy Ass joe

That was a b-aa-aa-aa-d joke

Motor, Your response was better than the joke!

Q: Do you know where virgin wool comes from?

A: Ugly sheep.

Shadowcat and motorhead: +1 each

Lol motorhead.

What is written at the bottom on an Irish beer bottle? Open other end

^^^

That made me laugh. :)

What sign is at the top of an Irish ladder?

Stop !

Dude walks into a pub and takes a seat at the bar. He orders a pint and tells the barkeep, "Boy, do I got some Irish jokes for you!" The barkeep puts a hand up and say, "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second, laddie. Do you see those two, big bouncers over there?" "Yup." "Well, those two bare knuckle champs are Irish. I'm 6'2" and 220 pounds of Irish pugilist, myself. In fact, everybody in this pub is Irish. So, do you still got Irish jokes?"

"Yeah. I'll just say them slowly."

Ok, an Irishman, a midget, a duck, a blonde and Juice all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this?! Some kind of joke?"

Good one, Mikey.

Don't tell stripper jokes in a strip club unless you don't mind telling them twice.