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worst quote I've read in a review in a long time

stanlee

Illinois

13 yrs ago · 1 min read

A larger girl came over and spoke with me for a bit. She was nice and kind of looked like Khole Kardashian, so I bought a dance.

WTF? really? she probably had a penis too.

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crazyjoe
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Just kick her in the nuts

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deogol
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^ LOL

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stanlee
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i guess I shouldn't discriminate. big girls need lovin too

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crsm27
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Hell I have gotten dances from strippers because they looked like someone famous.

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motorhead
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I would fuck her mom

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SlickSpic
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Moto, the Jenners are seperating. Looks like you'll get your chance at romance.

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motorhead
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Lol. I just heard that, Slick. I have a hard time believing having cameras follow you around 24/7 might have an impact on your marriage.

My fuckit list:

Khloe Kim Kris Kourtney

(the younger sisters, Kendall and Kylie, are out of bounds - for now).

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SlickSpic
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I've hooked up with a couple of Armenian chicks. They were cool if slightly snobby. They both had banging, thicker bodies but they also had more hair than other chicks. And I ain't talking just bush.

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Estafador
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Kanye will murder you. Besides she ain't all that without her makeup and she's cull of silicone. Still she is pretty hot. Go forkhloe I guess.

"Couldn't get to Michael so they settling for Tito"

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