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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Props to both Dougster and Alucard.
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11 years ago
This depends on your market, season, and yourself. Out here in Cali, many dancers will wear sports team tops(Dodgers, Lakers, etc.) during the perspective seasons. My CF will wear a Dodger top and baseball socks to complete the outfit. She also has a Mary Ann-esque vibe so she rocks the Daisy Dukes, plaid button up, tied in the front look. Find out what the dudes where you dance like on chicks. Some want classy and expensive looking. Others want trashy. It will be a work in progress for you.
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11 years ago
BBJ-you crack me up. Now jump in the back of my flatbed, grab a shovel, and be prepared to dig.
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11 years ago
Do your best to cultivate regulars. Steal a page out of Sonny from A Bronx Tale's play book-Give the men just enough so they need you and keep coming back.
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11 years ago
Physically-
1. Stay clean. Hygiene rules the roost.
2. Stay clean. Drug use and abuse takes it's toll on the body-skin, teeth, inner organs, etc.
3. Stay in shape. If you're Jamaican then I assume that you can slow wine, grind, and shake that ass.
4. Work for a club that suits you. Since you say that you won't do extras, don't work at an extras club.
5. Learn a sales pitch, brand yourself, do something to stand out from the other dancers. Make the men want you over and over again.
6. And never, ever, ever, ever be a ROB.
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11 years ago
I can't stand the Fuckinqueers so I'm rooting for Carolina.
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11 years ago
Speaking of lines, this one dancer wanted to snort a line of yay. So I sprinkled that snow on my cock, a la Richard Pryor. Told her that it's a blow for some blow. She blew.
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11 years ago
Sorry to burst your bubble CJ, but probably not. I've been using positive thinking and affirmation for years and I'm still stuck at five foot seven.
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11 years ago
This way better than my third grade trip to the local abattoir.
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
"^^^ I feel sorry for your wife."
This reminds me of the liqour store scene from Menace II Society wher the Korean store owner tells O-Dog,"I feel sorry for your mother."
O-Dog replies,"What cha say about my mama?" Then he caps the husband and wife.
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11 years ago
"Enough of this lap dance bullshit. I wanna fuck."
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
For all that have answered, right on. This is some good shit.
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Double ouch with a side of sting. How did you soothe it over with the little lady, GSB?
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11 years ago
@Moto-Right on, brother. Unique choice. The girl I figured I could hook up with who was a high school contemporary would be Danica McKellar who played Winnie Cooper on Wonder Years. I hooked up with a chick from Pomona Catholic who looked like a Mexican Winnie Cooper.
Another contemporary I'd like to add is Lark Voorhies who played Lisa Turtle on Saved By The Bell. She's Chocolate Deliciousness.
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11 years ago
Let me break it on down
1. Great performance. She had amazing muscle control. Probably a gymnast. She used a variety of maneuvers and like ClubGoer previously noted, used cool props.
2. I'd tip this broad. She deserves a tip after a stage show like this. Would I take her for a dance? If she came by, had some decent conversational skills, and greeted me with a Detroit Handshake, yes I Wood.
3. Would I VIP? That depends on how well the Lapdance went. Her face isn't that pretty, to me. And like Ermita Nights said, the tattoo across the belly like that doesn't work on chicks. Ladies needn't get too gangster for their own good.
4. I enjoyed the musical choice. After hearing Marilyn Manson, I always feel like throttling somebody by the throat.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
My buddy's sister n I use to have a secret love going on. To most observers, we looked liked we were just hanging out with the group.
Her n I would joke around about always being alone when everyone else had dates or serious relationships. We'd play Al Green's "Tired Of Being Alone" all the time. It ended up being our anthem when we'd sneak away from our friends.
I love that song.
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11 years ago
When my Pappy use to whip my nalgas up and down the street, screaming out Leviticus and Revelation, we called that the Bible Belt.
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11 years ago
Who doesn't enjoy storytime?
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11 years ago
Halloween is the best day of the year.
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11 years ago
If going undefeated is the sole requirement to be considered the greatest, that would make Rocky Marciano greater than Muhammad Ali and that, he ain't.