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11 years ago
You got to stay in the restroom. It's the only alternative. Plus, the pension & benefits package ain't too shabby either.
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11 years ago
Drinking alcohol aids with digestion. Hence, the aperitif.
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11 years ago
Maybe you should watch her dance onstage. Maybe she might be a good dancer. If you tip her onstage, the hassle for dances might lessen. They won't ever end, though.
She might also take professional pride in her work and by not getting dances from her, she feels slighted.
Do what I did. I ran to the men's restroom and never left. I'm still here. As a bathroom troll. Care for a peppermint?
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11 years ago
That's a good one. Whooooo...
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11 years ago
@Estafador-Everytime I read your comments, I hear Huey. Every now and then I hear Riley talking shit in the background.
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11 years ago
I've done both the potato and the flaming bag of dog shit. Rotten eggs at the crotchety, old man's house down the block.
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11 years ago
I'll stick to the pussy. Thanks for the review.
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11 years ago
Cherry Bomb in a toilet, never. The toilet is a sacred throne. Elvis died on the shitter. Nuff said.
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11 years ago
I've never had asking a waitress for the assist backfire on me. Shit, it's more like Pippen to Jordan, nothing but net.
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11 years ago
I remember my first OTC like it was yesterday. I picked up my date in my Hot Rod Lincoln. She was looking keen and I was looking cool. We went for some pop at the drugstore. After that, we met up with Bobby Joe and his date, Betty Lou. We all convened at the sock hop and twisted the night away.
We ended the evening up at inspiration point where I think I got to second base. Not sure. By golly we had a swell time.
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11 years ago
I use to be a teachers aid for the special ed classes. Senior year, I caught two of our special needs friends engaged in a blow job in the bathroom.
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11 years ago
One time, at a strip club, I wanted a dance. I raised my hand like the good schoolboy that I am. I kept waiting and waiting and waiting but no dancers picked me.
I'm still at the strip club, sitting down, with my arm raised, waiting to get picked.
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11 years ago
Nyet. Thees survuss ees unacceptable. In Mutha Russia, we treeet peeople well. Vodka and Borsch. Bread for the masses. Dostoevsky for you smart KGB types.
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11 years ago
I did the same thing but at Chuck E Cheese with tokens. I swear, the kids were going bonkers.
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11 years ago
I don't believe that you're Russian. Not once did you ever say, "Hey Buddy!" Or "Comrade".
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I give to the VA. Never forget about our vets in need.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Not all Catholics are bad .
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I got Christmas done, Son.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Let's take a look at Slicks's December spending-
12/1-Mama n Papa Slick's 40th Anniversary
12/1-Slick's Favorite Female Cousin's Birthday
12/9-Slick's Uncle Buck and Baby Buck's Birthday
12/12-Slick's Goddaughter's 18th birthday. Insert Jokes.
12/17-Slick's 91 year old Gramma's birthday.
12/18-Poppa Slick's birthday and Brother-In-Law's birthday.
12//31-Registration due.
Plus 13 kids. I still fuck them mamas and take care of business.
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11 years ago
That shit sucks Dan. As of today, I haven't clubbed but I'm waiting for tomorrow. Good things are in the works.
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11 years ago
Call it being anal or even OCD, but I like paying what I owe then, and paying that tab than even having the thought of being hustled in the back of my mind.
Even knowing that I should be watching out for every kind of hustle imaginable.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Remember that SEC trumps all else in college football. That's how ratings get done.
After that, good for Auburn. Fuck Bama. That was a great play. It doesn't matter how many times that Bama should/would win, they lost.
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11 years ago
I feel that the problem may be a lack of chairs or couches that fail to meet or exceed your lower back expectations. Maybe next time, you take a trip to the La-Z-Boy factory and find something that fits your needs since half-naked, accommodating women don't seem to be your style.
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11 years ago
Always roll with the TxFag.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I know that I have blasted my former RomanCatholic faith but I must admit that I have helped out people through Catholic Charities. It's a double-edged sword.