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11 years ago
I am a Goddamn man with urges and needs. I ain't scared of some strippers drama. My cock don't care bout that shit. When I'm hard, I'm hard and ready to drill for oil. The only way to kill my boner is to make a deal with the devil. And I already made that deal so fuck off.
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11 years ago
Lopaw-Keep up that good game. Y'all pl's need to soak up what she's spitting.
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11 years ago
Brooklyn!Bo!Bo!Bo! Do or die Bedstuy, never run, never cry. Brooklyn!Bo!Bo!Bo!
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11 years ago
One things for certain, they didn't poll my people on this one. Condoms are to Latinos what Kryptonite is to Superman.
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11 years ago
@Rachel-Good point about the recovery period after breast augmentation. Although all women heal at various rates, from the women that I know who've gotten implants, took about a month to two to look kosher.
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11 years ago
How on God's green Earth would you think that Sippycup was involved with alcohol? He is but a baby. Look at his picture.
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11 years ago
Sorry, I meant CRSM.
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11 years ago
@csrm-You are no asshole. You are an inspiration for all up and coming pl's. For the life of me, I'll never understand strippers who don't like money.
In the wise words of Mickey Bergman, "Everybody loves money. That's why they call it money."
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11 years ago
@Clubber-Haha. They did invent the word "Parley". The Japanese, on the other hand, didn't have a native word for surrender.
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11 years ago
Mr. Brightside says, "It could've been worse. She could've got a fucked up nose job."
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11 years ago
The French version.
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11 years ago
@Dolfan-I'm in So Cal but essdub's two reviews are in Kansas so I figured it might help him.
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11 years ago
For a second, I thought something had happened to Jersey. She's one of my favorites. Whoo, that was a close one.
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11 years ago
When all else fails, say whys I say, "Cómo? No hablo inglés."
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11 years ago
I second what Skibum has said.
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11 years ago
A good one at that,SC.
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11 years ago
@Dougster-I've seen a 2AMER with a rolling pin. Followed by a Bobbie pin then a kingpin. Homeboy was pinned down.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
There's only one thing you can't order from Amazon-an actual Amazon.
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11 years ago
In all seriousness, establishing a quality relationship with a dancer of your choice at the club will help you out. When you say that you're waiting for someone, mention her by name. Let the dancer who bugs you know that you two ore-arranged a meeting. I've found that this helps.
There may be a drawback when the dancer who use to help you out wants to claim you as her own. That's another topic we've talked about on this board.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
@666-Aftermath of the Phillipino typhoon! Wowzers.
Most people, in my opinion, have houses that are not clean enough. Then again, I make my bed every day, wash my sheets twice a month, vacuum & Swiffer twice a week, dust, clean the bathroom, etc. Cleanliness is next to Slickiness.
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11 years ago
I love the Crescent City. I've never done any scing while I was there. Too many tourists and flirtatious locals. I wanted to try a few SC's but dammit, I was getting enough civie love and attention not to warrant it.
@Duo-If you've never been, NO is amazing. Just remember that many great restaurants are closed on Sundays & Mondays. Have fun and stay safe.
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11 years ago
Maybe I'm not just slick but lucky since I know plenty of fun and happy dancers.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
We still rely on mules in these here parts.
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11 years ago
Please don't tell me your stage name is Carrottop.
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11 years ago
Maybe homeboy is vegan.