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7 years ago
Wait how did you get your soul back? You said you traded it to the 7-eleven clerk three years ago when you had no money but needed one of those roller hotdogs and a four loko? Did you win it back playing poker.
PPS you're still gay.
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7 years ago
The Juice system like the Rick System but faster and less effective. Get a white suit you jackass. If you keep trying to connect emotionally with strippers your going to get kicked in the balls but a different TUSCL member every week til you get your shit together. I dont know what Sanjoselloyd has been drugging you with but stop taking whatever he gives you.PS your gay.
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7 years ago
All stripper to stripper communication must be relayed through Jackie or you will be band.
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7 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Look in SJG'S basement, she might be chained to the floor.
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7 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Fuck you Jackie
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7 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Shark there is no doubt san_jose_guy has hidden bodies of prostitutes, AMP slaves, children and the occasional homeless drifter. Purple dress Donna is buried in old Lloyd Schoenes crawl space
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7 years ago
Juice killed Ford, Detroit thanks you Juice.
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7 years ago
joc13 I have had to stop girls a few times, from going with extras on the floor. I know it goes against the policy of many members here but I don't want to cum in my shorts even when its from a handjob on the floor.
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7 years ago
shadow, ok i know what you are talking about that little roped off section.
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7 years ago
Gawker maybe the more you can resemble Benjamin Franklin the handsomer you get.
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7 years ago
Has anyone tried to do real keto and count macros and everything? It seems counter intuitive that eating a lot of fat and some protein and few carbs could be healthy, but I have a friend who is doing it and he is losing like crazy and I know his lazy ass isn't counting macros. I also read that keto is good for blood pressure, cholesterol, etc. He said he recently had a physical and all his numbers were better.
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7 years ago
Dougster I think bitcoins may be too hard to use for your average stripper. Plus if their phone is turned off like usual they can't get the money to turn it back on, it's a real catch 22.
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7 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
If you walked into a bathroom with crazyjoe shitting and a naked juice fucking a backpage skank would you just die instantly, like spontaneousely combust?
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7 years ago
I usually start in the hightops, after Vip couch if open, then tables if nothing else available. Never sat at bar it always seems super crowded there.
You can use the big VIP for regular dances now?
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7 years ago
With you flag, prefer a sleazy fun strip club
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7 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
I think the proof that Dems weren't for Bernie since they colluded against him.
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7 years ago
Don't believe the CIS normative patriarchy of facts and science, they don't matter if you disagree with them, look directly into the sun.
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7 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Hillary could have won if she was dead and they used her Weekend at Bernie's style, she'd be more likeable that way.
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7 years ago
9. "Fat" Rob Kelley
Best nickname for a RB in the league.
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7 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
7 is good, 8 is about perfect. Strange thing I notice is if I plan to sleep in i don't usually sleep more than 8 or 8.5 and sometimes like 7.5. I think knowing the alarm isn't going to go off and no snooze button makes for better sleep. Moral of story fuck alarm clocks.
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7 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
SJG if you think she was a good candidate you clearly suffer from severe sickness.
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7 years ago
David Johnson is a great player very similar to Leveon Bell, but Arizona relies on him way to much, if he gets hurt they are in trouble.
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7 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7IHcmn84Uo because it is called Wizrard Fight. No other reason.
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7 years ago
check your pm's fuck face
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7 years ago
This is what our older ex-hippie guys want to hear it reminds them of acid trips back in the day. I dig it and approve.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQUlA8Hcv4s